Locals spot a ten gallon hat in the middle of the road.
One lifts it up and there's the Texan's head.
The Texan says, "get shovels and dig deep, there's a good horse under me."
The “first Liar “ rule got started in Texas. First guy never has a chance. My Mom thot I might get to be a lawyer. But I got caught telling the truth a couple of times so they kicked me out of the Liars Club. Then she thot maybe I could be a doctor. but I flunked bedside manner. It’s tough, I tell ya.