[Mermaid Girl]

I used to identify as a werewolf when I was about 5 years old, and I used to run around the back yard in our house in Ft. Lauderdale playing Lon Chaney Jr. I was a 1970s kid in the full bloom of monster mania (oh, those were the days...)

I had mastered the perfect Universal Studios wolf howl.

But I grew out of it pretty quickly when I realized I didn’t change with the moon.

This generation will get their a$$e$ handed to them with reality... and I’m just sorry that we sane ones, collectively, will have to feel the effects of their stupidity.

[MalPearce]

The shorter version...

I used to be a werewolf but I’m alright nowwwwooooooooo - aaargh a-a aroooo.

[central_va]

I self identify as a sea urchin.