Why the Earliest Alaskans Didn’t Eat Fish for 1,000 Years

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I had hoped that this would have an interesting hook.

/rimshot

Lack of fat?

Lack of material to build boats?

Cold-water fish (salmon, cod, herring, trout) often has lots of fat.

You mean we’re instinctively meat eaters? Who knew...

We’re not looking in the right place?

I would not eat fish for a thousand years either. It would get boring after the first few years.

This is a highly unlikely claim if ever I heard one.

They watch ‘Airplane’ one to many times

Maybe they just didn’t like fish?

The most likely explanation is that the researchers are wrong. These ancient people ate and liked fish.

RE: Alaskans Didn’t Eat Fish for 1,000 Years

Why?

Long John Silver’s hadn’t set up outlets yet.

Surrounded by fish and not a bite to eat?

Could the absence of fish be due to differential preservation: big animal bones preserved; frail fishbones not? Maybe it was an artifact of the study method? Did they really not eat fish for a thousand years or more – and if so, why did they then change habit? Maybe they just didn’t like fish?

No frying pans for those 1,000 years.

One part of the article explains the key reasons - a. what was abundently available and b. how much meat protein can be obtained for X amount of effort, which makes obtaining one multi-hundred pound herbivore more human fuel efficient than the effort to obtain an equalivalent amount of protein from a whole lot of fish.

Took them that long to get over the stench.

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LOL

“No frying pans for those 1,000 years.”

No tartar sauce or French fries.

All their kids threw a hissy fit one day, and nobody managed to put a firm grip on them. A thousand years later, the government made fish consumption mandatory on all flights in and out of Alaska and they relented