[E. Pluribus Unum]

I refuse to live in a home that doesn't have a private enough yard to pee off the back porch at night.

Why do wives take such offense at it?

Saves water. No flushing necessary. Free fertilizer for the lawn.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Why do wives take such offense at it?

My wife prefers that I use the back yard instead of the kitchen sink.