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To: aquila48

11. Yes, those pants make you look fat.


2 posted on 06/06/2023 12:46:07 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman
That's what I was thinking. When your wife asks if these pants make her butt look big, never tell the truth.

And there are many other lies you need to learn way ahead of time so your facial expression doesn't give you away.

Like what you think of anything she cooks.

8 posted on 06/06/2023 12:49:22 PM PDT by RoosterRedux ( )
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To: Boogieman
No, Honey, the pants don't make you look fat... :-)
12 posted on 06/06/2023 12:50:57 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Boogieman

damn, you beat me to it


20 posted on 06/06/2023 12:55:06 PM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Biden whispered "Don't Jump")
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To: Boogieman

“11. Yes, those pants make you look fat.”

... or.. no more then before you put them on ..


24 posted on 06/06/2023 1:00:28 PM PDT by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: Boogieman

It’s a question a woman should never ask a husband.
She’ll get a better answer from a girlfriend or sister.


31 posted on 06/06/2023 1:17:25 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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