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To: Boogieman
That's what I was thinking. When your wife asks if these pants make her butt look big, never tell the truth.

And there are many other lies you need to learn way ahead of time so your facial expression doesn't give you away.

Like what you think of anything she cooks.

8 posted on 06/06/2023 12:49:22 PM PDT by RoosterRedux ( )
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To: RoosterRedux

This gets easier as you get older—just pretend you can’t hear what she is saying.

After she repeats the question a few times she will give up!


17 posted on 06/06/2023 12:52:24 PM PDT by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: RoosterRedux

For some reason, my sister-in-law once asked me, “do these jeans make me look obese?” Now, she had a fine figure, but I said, “Yes. You’re disgusting. Get out of my sight!” She laughed.


47 posted on 06/06/2023 1:48:09 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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