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To: ConservativeInPA

Little perplexed by the one-time charge of $60. I usually shave by having a pair of pet wolverines chew my face off, which due to the thick skin I’ve acquired from being a conservative living in the D.C. metro is not bloody as you might think. But my wife complains about the hair balls they cough up removing the finish off of our floors. (They can polish the rust off the ol’ Abrams like nobody’s business.) So I am considering other shaving techniques. (The neighbors complain about the chainsaw noise and I’m inclined to keep good relations with any non-Stalinist I know.)

So what costs $60? That’s more money than a flame-thrower! (Seriously.... it’s wierd how cheap they can be.)


13 posted on 06/03/2023 7:22:44 AM PDT by dangus ( )
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To: dangus

(OK, the weasels are really just cats, and the Abrams is a Prius and the hairballs are pretty useless. I’m just reacting against Gillette’s “toxic masculinity” crap.)


16 posted on 06/03/2023 7:25:49 AM PDT by dangus ( )
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I imagine its the razor, not the blades, the carrier that holds the razor blade. You knw, twisty handle on the bottom of the handle that opens the doors.


20 posted on 06/03/2023 7:32:51 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: dangus
So what costs $60?

This hunking heavy piece of metal safety razor

22 posted on 06/03/2023 7:43:22 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA ("How did you go bankrupt?s" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
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To: dangus
I usually shave by having a pair of pet wolverines chew my face off, which due to the thick skin I’ve acquired from being a conservative living in the D.C. metro is not bloody as you might think.

Which made me remember that old Frank Zappa album. Looking it up I learned that Frank showed artist Neon Park this cover from an old pulp magazine:

Mans

Wheras Park showed Frank this ad for an electric razor:

Schick

And thus notorious album art history was made:

Zappa

Rzzzzz indeed! But back to subject - I've found that a quality hair conditioner makes a superior shaving cream/soap substitute...with the after shave skin treatment built right in.

87 posted on 06/03/2023 4:07:29 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Keep an open mind, but not so open that common sense spills out.)
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