[MikelTackNailer]

I usually shave by having a pair of pet wolverines chew my face off, which due to the thick skin I’ve acquired from being a conservative living in the D.C. metro is not bloody as you might think.

Which made me remember that old Frank Zappa album. Looking it up I learned that Frank showed artist Neon Park this cover from an old pulp magazine:

Wheras Park showed Frank this ad for an electric razor:

And thus notorious album art history was made:

Rzzzzz indeed! But back to subject - I've found that a quality hair conditioner makes a superior shaving cream/soap substitute...with the after shave skin treatment built right in.

[SamAdams76]

And Sin Happy Vacationists are STILL overrunning Cape Cod.

[dangus]

I didn’t remember that precisely, but I’m sure that was kicking around in my brain. IN fact, I initially was thinking of weasels, but then thought, “Why did I think weasels? Wouldn’t wolverines make more sense?” The PAIR of of pet weasels probably was influenced by an Arnold Schwartzenegger movie, wherein Arnold had a pair of pet ferrets.

[dangus]

I had TOTALLY forgot that the album cover for “Weasels Ripped My Flesh” showed a man shaving with them. I’m not sure if I even ever understood that to be a razor he had.