Posted on 05/23/2023 6:16:51 PM PDT by simpson96
Stop discriminating against fat people or she’ll have you for a snack.
Restart the C-17 production line?
That is certainly the least complaint I could think of to use against UAL. Only masochists and first timers would fly UAL for longer than thirty minute hops.
When a UAL stewardess is in the aisle there is no emergency bathroom call that could get you past her. Fat women and obviously rude men must work cheaper and thus become UAL staff.
I used to believe that he charge should be based on total weight of a passenger and his luggage. I know bit more about marketing now and understand that would not be the most profitable tactic and would draw the rage of leftists and congressmen.
In that case she must have a HUGE bone in her ass.
And a pint of Haagen-Dazs.
This thread calls for Al Bundy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htTxhImYDDo
Where are all the large Amish people? Hard work, plus a healthy diet=Thin.
"When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'?"
“we Americans are LARGE people and the airlines have gotten away with making the seats smaller, leg space less, aisle’s narrow as well...”
True, one reason I rarely fly anymore and I am not large but the leg space these days is a killer.
More to the point of this thread my wife USED to have a bad weight problem so much so that we took to buying 2 seats. Problem with that was that even though we would make sure the ticket agent knew we wanted 2 seats and it was not a mistake, when we got to the boarding gate we would tell the agents there that yes she had 2 seats. When we boarded the plane we would tell the ticket taker that she had 2 seats. Even with all that about half the time just before they closed the door we would see some standby passenger coming down the aisle headed for the empty seat.
I gotta hire bigger actors!!!
Foo Fighters (well, ya, we know - and of course, they couldn’t resist going “there”)
But I’m reminded of the video with the one passenger......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ_3sBZEm0
Of course they take off in something like a 757 or 767
and they land in a 727.
THAT is pretty impressive!
Hehe
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