Posted on 05/13/2023 5:29:23 AM PDT by billorites
Toe-tally gross.
An evening manager of a Tennessee hotel was arrested after he snuck into a man’s room and sucked on his toes, according to police.
David Neal, a 52-year-old manager at the 4th Avenue South Hilton Hotel in Nashville, allegedly crept into a male guest’s room while he was sleeping on March 30 and got intimate with his feet.
According to Nashville Metropolitan Police, Neal made a key card to get into the room and entered around 5 a.m., WKRN reported.
The guest told police he woke up to Neal’s mouth around his toes and immediately confronted him.
He recognized Neal as one of the hotel employees who came into his room the day before to fix his TV, according to police.
Neal admitted to police that he had entered the room, but claimed he did so because he smelled smoke and wanted to make sure the guest was OK.
Police said Neal never reported smelling smoke to security and there were no other reports of guests or staff smelling smoke at the hotel.
The room key was not recovered, cops said. Neal told investigators that he had thrown it away.
He was arrested at his home in Lebanon on Friday and charged with aggravated burglary and assault, according to police.
He is currently jailed on a $27,000 bond, according to WKRN.
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Good way to get yourself shot! Must be a transplant from California - the big blue cities are now full of them.
Please go back and read the first two words of post #2 and post #3... over and over and over again. You'll thank me one day. 😎😁
Note to self - and others - always deadbolt the room door, and hook up that inside door stop gizmo (or chain) so that if anyone tries to enter the room, at least they’ll make a lot of noise.
You know, after I slap you a little if we ever meet in person, I’m sure we’d get along fine after that heh.
Neal took it literally when Hilton management ordered him to suck it up and toe the line.
I just read the reviews on the hotel from the guest, he ordered from room service a 30 year old blonde in a string bikini, not the night manager, for toe sucking. He was going to give it 5 stars, but because of the blonde mix up, he gave it 3 stars... 🤓
“Confronted!?”
Manager should have awakened in a hospital.
When in a Florida hotel, sleep with your shoes on. LOL.
When in a TENNESEE hotel sleep with your shoes on. LOL.
05/07/2023 6:35:29 PM PDT · by Morgana · 64 replies
Daily Mail UK ^ | May 7, 2023 | Alex Oliveira
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Ha ha! I've totally earned that! I'd probably be much less obnoxious...and my wife would help you. 😁
Reminded me of a conversation Baba Klinton and Dick Morris had on the phone when baba was POTUS,
Heh, does anyone cook brisket over there?
There is no past tense verb "snuck" that rhymes with "suck" and another unmentionable gross activity.
Though putting journalistic economy in the danger of giving space away freely, the implementation of three more lower case spaces yields the correct version of historic English grammar:
Or was it the police who wrote their report using "snuck," a word used commonly only among the ignorant uneducated speakers of vulgar slang?
Or was the clerk confused in the darkness, thinking that these toes were those of a sleeping, dreaming woman? If so, would that have then been so . . . gross?
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