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Check out this FDA-approved “smart” toilet seat that might just save your life
Not The Bee ^
| May 9, 2023
| Staff
Posted on 05/09/2023 12:44:52 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
A “smart toilet seat that might save my life” would be one that dropped the seat after I peed, so my wife wouldn’t fall in.
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posted on
05/09/2023 12:50:09 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman! )
To: Fido969
A “smart toilet seat that might save my life” would be one that dropped the seat after I peed, so my wife wouldn’t fall in. Amen, brother. "Look before you leap" just doesn't cut it for the womenfolk...
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posted on
05/09/2023 12:58:12 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Red Badger
This article seems ‘slanted’ towards more gov. control - now even of your bathroom habits!
To: Lake Living
Just wait until someone ‘hacks’ it..........................
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posted on
05/09/2023 12:59:24 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Red Badger
You have got to be $h!tt!ng me! Really!!
To: Fido969
I think the Japanese have one....................
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posted on
05/09/2023 12:59:56 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Red Badger
I don’t like going to my “medical professional” at any time, least not while I’m on the toilet. That’s just utterly stupid. Talk about solving a problem that doesn’t exist.
And I’ll sit as long as I darn well please.
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:03:15 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
To: Red Badger
After taking your measurements, Heart Seat connects to WiFi and sends that information to Casana's cloud, then to your medical providers.Does that mean you have to log in, so to speak?
To: Red Badger
Just another way of continually tracking and monitoring you.
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:12:42 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
To: HartleyMBaldwin
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:13:44 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Red Badger
I’m all for busing em’ out.
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:32:58 PM PDT
by
eyedigress
(Trump is my President!)
To: Red Badger
It wouldn’t do me any good. I defecate standing up.
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:35:47 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(I was going to start procrastinating this year, I just haven't got around to it.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:37:13 PM PDT
by
familyop
("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
To: metmom
Yep.
Probably has some secretive, punitive zaps built in too!
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:45:38 PM PDT
by
Auntie Dem
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
To: Red Badger
Imagining how these will fair when the office buffalo sits down and destroys it.
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:48:32 PM PDT
by
Bayard
To: Auntie Dem
You’re on to me. I’ve outed myself.
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posted on
05/09/2023 1:57:51 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(I was going to start procrastinating this year, I just haven't got around to it.)
To: HartleyMBaldwin
The comments are better than the article.
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posted on
05/09/2023 2:07:39 PM PDT
by
webheart
To: Red Badger
I don’t need electronics in my shxtter seat. Probably does a mRNA test and injects you if negative.
Maybe assigns dumps per person and is recorded and sent to the government for ESG payment.
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posted on
05/09/2023 2:35:46 PM PDT
by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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