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500 Pounds of Pasta Mysteriously Dumped in the Woods of a New Jersey Town
NBC News ^
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| David K. Li
Posted on 05/05/2023 2:23:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Forget it Jake, it's Jersey
Leave the pasta, take the sauce.
To: nickcarraway
Chris Christie called out for dinner.
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:26:56 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
To: nickcarraway
It's Biodegradable so no biggie.
(But don't tell the lefties that the breakdown process will generate CO2, NH4 and H2O, or their pantyhose will get twisted.)
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:30:37 PM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: nickcarraway
Not for me. I don’t like al dente.
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:31:08 PM PDT
by
Bounced2X
(Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
To: nickcarraway
Call a farmer. They can feed to their hogs, cows, or chickens
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:33:05 PM PDT
by
shotgun
To: nickcarraway
Declare a mukbang on the interwebs. It’ll be gone in no time.
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:34:18 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
To: nickcarraway
Are there no squirrels there? Couldnt kick it in the creek for passing suckers and mudbugs?
I understand that he wanted to avoid attracting nuisance wildlife but arent Italians mostly further north this time of year?
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:36:54 PM PDT
by
gnarledmaw
(Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
To: gnarledmaw
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:44:14 PM PDT
by
skr
(Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
To: nickcarraway
I thought it might be Whoopie or Behar
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:48:08 PM PDT
by
MaskedMan
(The )
To: MaskedMan
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:49:10 PM PDT
by
MaskedMan
(The )
To: nickcarraway
All they had to do is bring in a couple of fenced pigs
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:50:01 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(Genocide is here. Leftist extremists are spearhheading the Genocide against conservatives. )
To: nickcarraway
If they hadn’t been stingy with the sauce, animals would have eaten it.
Should have set up some trail cams to see what showed up.
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:50:23 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: shotgun
Yes this is what should have been done.
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posted on
05/05/2023 2:58:31 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: Rennes Templar; V_TWIN
Word in the neighborhood, Rost said, is that the dry pasta was dumped by a man as he cleaned out the Hillyard Road home of his late parents, who apparently believed in having a fully stocked pantry. 500 lbs. worth, so probably not a lot of elbow room.
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posted on
05/05/2023 3:00:27 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
05/05/2023 3:03:41 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: DannyTN
Possums will eat noodles.
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posted on
05/05/2023 3:07:52 PM PDT
by
csvset
(tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
To: nickcarraway
Are they sure there’s not a body under all that pasta?
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posted on
05/05/2023 3:20:18 PM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: nickcarraway
Was it Town Edgewater N. J. ?
To: nickcarraway
my guess is that if you even if you didn’t clean it up that within a year you would never know it was there.
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posted on
05/05/2023 3:25:43 PM PDT
by
Revel
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