Posted on 05/05/2023 11:55:14 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
ANNAPOLIS, MD — As part of its push for diversity and inclusiveness in recruitment, the United States Navy has announced that it will provide unlimited Bud Light for all new recruits. The Navy hopes this offer will entice recruits with an even broader range of alternative lifestyles to join the service.
"This offer will entice exactly the type of recruits we're looking for," said Rear Admiral Alexis "Lex" Walker, who runs Navy Recruiting Command. "With drag queens serving as the face of Navy recruitment and Bud Light serving as our official recruitment beverage, we'll be narrowing our efforts to a very specific segment of the population... if you know what I mean," he said with a wink.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I know it's the Bee, but I also know my government.
That’s passive aggressive. Can’t they offer a decent beer?
He’s got that Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard crazy look.
There was a reason why these folks lived in a closet.
When you bestow special government entitlements and incentives all with a financial benefit to being LGBTQIA, give people attention, allow them to use that to empower themselves (the 14 year old lecturing her parents, or lecturing on pronouns they prefer), make it cool and hip...
What follows isn’t good.
Homo isn’t acceptable by any major world religion.
Homo isn’t culturally acceptable by any major culture.
Homo isn’t natural unless you’re talking about asexual earth worms or a gorilla that uses this as a painful act of domination.
Homo DOES spread diseases, may it be HIV/AIDS, syphilis, etc. 2% of the population accounts for 67% of all new HIV infections, let that soak in: https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/67/wr/mm6737a2.htm
Homo is riddled with all sort of other issues, to include extremely high suicide rates, which have persisted despite all the positive societal affirmation of this behavior, the changes in laws, acceptance even by some christian denominations and always positive portrayal in the arts and media.
Homo is not “sustainable,” isn’t that one of those buzz words folks like to use today? It is a reproductive dead end and no society can sustain itself unless you have “NORMAL” people that “DO THE RIGHT THING” which keep society going.
Freaks, weirdo perverts like this belong in the closet for a reason.
When society advertises “behaviors” that are destructive, what do you think you end up with?
Given how my maternal grandfather (Pacific theater) described the women in Asia I'm surprised he came home. LOL
Here’s a toast to the bee! 🍻 (It’s Yuengling)
Now HERE is how you recruit men for the Navy!
MARY’S INCREDIBLE DREAM PART 3 from 1976! When she comes out in green, watch out! About 4:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVS0Phpplo
Sad to say but sometimes the Bee is slowly becoming more truthful than the MSM
And for night insertions they have a butt light.
I remember Elmo’s Z-Grams and as a result the Navy had to deal with longer sideburns and beards. Those issues seemed a lot more relevant when I went to Assault Craft Unit One in San Diego, where the Navy was basically an 8 to 5 job. On the LST homeported in Yokosuka, we were either deployed in or getting ready to go to Vietnam.
Ridicule is a powerful weapon.
That makes more sense
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