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Why I hate pandas and you should too
Eco-Business.com ^
| 8/29/2013
| Timothy Lavin
Posted on 05/01/2023 5:22:22 PM PDT by Borges
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Old but funny article.
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posted on
05/01/2023 5:22:22 PM PDT
by
Borges
To: Borges
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posted on
05/01/2023 5:27:17 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Borges
Somehow civilization still survives without the dodo bird. It can’t survive Marxists though.
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posted on
05/01/2023 5:38:06 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: Borges
To: Borges
Just imagine if Dr. Fauci had sp3nt his gain of function research money on Chinese panda labs instead of Chinese virus labs. Pandas would have quickly grown twice as big, carnivorous and with a taste for human flesh. The Chinese government would have quarantined domestic travel to limit their spread, but every plane leaving Wuhan would have been packed with Asian Murder Bears. Liberals would accuse you of racism when you go out hunting them, or even bring a rifle when walking your dog.
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posted on
05/01/2023 5:39:32 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
To: Borges
I hate that we, the US taxpayer, pay for pandas, including, if I recall correctly, preservation efforts in China. Tens of millions of dollars each year. Wasted on China and useless pandas.
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posted on
05/01/2023 5:41:50 PM PDT
by
Reno89519
(Go Woke, Go Broke. Every Time Trump Says Something, I'm Closer to Anyone But Trump.)
To: Borges
If pandas were tasty, I’m sure some ambitious entrepreneur could figure out how to mass breed them. Make it the new fad food.
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posted on
05/01/2023 5:46:03 PM PDT
by
Dutch Boy
(The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
To: Borges
Second, although blessed with a bear’s predatory teeth, the lethargic beasts eat almost nothing but bamboo — a plant that’s nearly devoid of nutritional value and disappearing in the wild. And all these years I thought they ate licorice root.
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posted on
05/01/2023 5:46:15 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
05/01/2023 6:00:45 PM PDT
by
fidelis
(👈 Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
To: Borges
The pandas at our zoo wouldn’t cork each other. One of them died with no offspring because they were so choosy.
To: fidelis
If I ever get Tattoo Number Three, it may be that Panda Express Logo.
To: Borges
Probably like a lot of fellas. Playing hard to get, lazy and eating junk food.
Okay, just kidding
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posted on
05/01/2023 6:11:16 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: packagingguy
They never introduced them to Lizzo.
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posted on
05/01/2023 6:12:05 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: Dutch Boy
“If the Pandas were tasty…”
…the Chinese would have already eaten them to extinction.
To: Borges
Finally. Someone who shares my Hatred of Pandas, and the Dutch.
Now I can die.😉
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posted on
05/01/2023 6:21:20 PM PDT
by
MotorCityBuck
(Keep the change, you filthy animal! )
To: Borges
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posted on
05/01/2023 6:24:44 PM PDT
by
CtBigPat
(There are people in this world who would kill you for a dollar, and the worst wear business suites. )
To: gundog
Pandas are Chinese. Enuf said.
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posted on
05/01/2023 6:42:02 PM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
To: fidelis
Really terrible Chinese food.
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posted on
05/01/2023 6:42:43 PM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
To: gundog
Evolution is real.
Let it happen.
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posted on
05/01/2023 6:51:24 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(Genocide is here. Leftist extremists are spearhheading the Genocide against conservatives. )
To: Borges
Stop pandering to the pandas.
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