Old lumber camp sack bedtime saying.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
where the grey back lice and bed bugs creep.
If I should die before I wake,
who the hell’s gonna spend my stake?
I’m sure they hired the lowest bidder or someone with connections. What could go wrong?
Every night when my daughter was little and I still tucked her in at night I’d say “sweet dreams, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite!”, as you do.
And of course I trained her to say in mock outrage “Wait, there are bugs in this bed?!”
Dad’s have to get their laughs in wherever they can.
Authorities left scratching their heads.