“Like poison...and such small portions.”
“You got your food fresh and hot.”
Seven words. But brutal?
There’ll be time enough for counting when the dealings done....
Article is very poorly written by the way.
I especially like my food “having a lovely drama.”
My favorite food drama is when the meatballs discuss with the spaghetti and Italian bread which one stole his latest girlfriend.
I went into a Middle Easterner-owned pizza place and ordered the discounted large pizza for eating there, it had no sauce, barely any cheese and I went back to the counter and he told me I bought the early bird pizza so what did I expect, I could come back later and pay the full price for the good pizza.
I thought the discounted off-hours price was to win new first-time customers and slow-hour business, but one of us was wrong about something.
Sounds like this business has an anti-customer attitude. I sure wouldn’t trust their food and bet they won’t be in business much longer. What jerks.
It’s a pizza shop in England, what do you expect? Food in England is barely edible on the best days.
Shop owner should order out for a sense of humor...because none of that was tongue-in-cheek or even funny. But, I get the strategy...which could work if the greatest part of your reviews are 5-star.