He was a slippery character.
Just when you think Florida man can’t outdo himelf...
Now that’s the Florida Man we know and love.
When you arent yourself you dont exactly think like yourself.
I wont tell the whole story but I will tell you about a time I was running from a pile of polizei in Frankfurt. I managed to get some distance and a large crowd between us.
Thats when I saw a little stand selling pickled herring sandwiches. I totally forgot why I was running, I just knew I had to have one. While I was getting a sandwich I might as well order a weizen too because I certainly hadnt had enough to drink.
So Im standing there eating my sandwich without a care in the world. As I went to take a swig I saw a bunch of cops running toward me...OH CRAP!
I took off, giant beer in one hand and laughing at my sandwich in the other.
Despite being in cowboy boots I managed to get away. Damn I miss being young.
If I had a nickle....
Hit him with a taser and he’ll be french-fried.
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