Posted on 04/10/2023 5:10:38 PM PDT by simpson96
If you thought getting completely naked and covering yourself in grease would help you evade the police after you broke into two homes, think again. One drugged-up (allegedly) Florida Man learned that the hard way early Friday morning.
In a three-minute video that’ll get your juices flowing and have you reaching for the popcorn, a Florida man identified as Blake Tokman is seen sprinting through a backyard completely naked before launching himself into a pool and then onto a trampoline as police chase after him.
Blake’s head is bloodied — as you’ll see — but his will isn’t as easily broken. In the end, cops discover he’s covered himself in what they believe to be grease.
I’d say Graphic Video here, but I assume you know what you’ve gotten yourself into if you clicked on the headline.
(Excerpt) Read more at outkick.com ...
He was a slippery character.
Just when you think Florida man can’t outdo himelf...
The cops keep saying he’s slippery he’s slippery!
Now that’s the Florida Man we know and love.
When you arent yourself you dont exactly think like yourself.
I wont tell the whole story but I will tell you about a time I was running from a pile of polizei in Frankfurt. I managed to get some distance and a large crowd between us.
Thats when I saw a little stand selling pickled herring sandwiches. I totally forgot why I was running, I just knew I had to have one. While I was getting a sandwich I might as well order a weizen too because I certainly hadnt had enough to drink.
So Im standing there eating my sandwich without a care in the world. As I went to take a swig I saw a bunch of cops running toward me...OH CRAP!
I took off, giant beer in one hand and laughing at my sandwich in the other.
Despite being in cowboy boots I managed to get away. Damn I miss being young.
LOL
If I had a nickle....
Hit him with a taser and he’ll be french-fried.
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