Posted on 04/10/2023 8:23:06 AM PDT by BenLurkin
A 78-year-old woman with two past bank robbery convictions was arrested again for a third heist in Missouri, police said.
Bonnie Gooch walked into Goppert Financial Bank and allegedly handed a note to the teller demanding thousands in cash.
She also left a note saying "Thank you sorry I didn't mean to scare you", before driving off with the cash.
Gooch now sits in jail with a bond amount of $25,000 (Β£20,129).
Wearing a black N95 mask, black sunglasses and plastic gloves, she entered the bank on 5 April and slipped the teller a note that said, "I need 13,000 small bills", according to court documents obtained by the Kansas City Star.
Surveillance video shows Gooch at one point banging on the counter, mandating a speedier delivery of the cash, prosecutors said, before leaving in her Buick Enclave with its handicap registration displayed.
Pleasant Hill Missouri Police Department officers responded to calls of a "robbery in progress" at around 15:20 local time (21:20 BST) and found Gooch in her vehicle smelling strongly of alcohol, and cash strewn across the floor, prosecutors said.
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“A 78-year-old woman with two past bank robbery convictions was arrested again....”
Apparently she’s not familiar with the definition of insanity. π
Did she have a weapon?
At least she was polite.
She’s a pip!
THE GOOCH!........................
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Robbed the bank all by herself?
Did Clyde take the day off?
Why can’t these women stick to shoplifting?
Top of the world, Ma!
I suspect she did it to support her Bingo habit.
Barely above 40 centimeters?
40 cm is around 16 inches.
Leprecon?
cropped photo
“Apparently sheβs not familiar with the definition of insanity.π”
There may be a method to her madness. Few 78 year old women can afford food, housing and medical coverage today. Unless there married to a rich guy, and they are too old to start looking for one.

Trying the doe-eyed look but failing miserably. Maybe it worked when she was young.
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