If You’re Black Don’t Do This!

Conservative Twins ^ | April 8, 2023 | Conservative Twins

[Morgana]

If You’re Black Don’t Do This, When pulled Over By The Police

[TBP]

But of course, if you're white, you'll get away with it, right? In fact, if you're white, you absolutely should do it, right? I mean, only blacks can't do it. To claim otherwise is racist.

[Codeflier]

I don’t call anyone sir younger than I am. Just can’t do it. I say officer, or just yes, no.

[basalt]

and maybe the most important thing to do...is shut the car off.

[Do_Tar]

He was mad that you didn’t tell him you had a gun.
Next time, as soon as you’re stopped, wave the gun out the window and loudly shout, “I GOT A GUN!”.
I can almost guaranty that you won’t get a speeding ticket.

[Organic Panic]

Always keep your mouth shut. Provide required documentation and simply reply, “I know you’re doing you job but my lawyer has advised me to remain silent.”