[Libloather]

A spokesperson named cardi? Some good news - you won't get an alligator passed that wall.

[rktman]

Lucky the bidenomics is roaring right along eh?

[Wilderness Conservative]

Drop the woke bs and maybe some customers will come back.

[V_TWIN]

“RE-INVENT its drive-thrus”

Hopefully automated......that would certainly cut down on the gunplay.

[rktman]

I see the cardiB/offset meal deal at the mail link. Wonder if they include antibiotics with that? 💉

[irishjuggler]

” in an attempt to revive the company’s fortunes.”

Huh? I was in a McDonald’s about a week ago, and the place was super busy. Maybe it’s different in some regions, but most of their stores seem to doing quite well from I can see.

[PGR88]

Cardi B admitted, in an off-handed way, that while she worked as a stripper (and hooker) she would drug, and then rob, some of her johns.

Is this what we can expect at the new McDonald’s drive-thru?

[null and void]

plans to RE-INVENT its drive-thrus

Bullet proof, armored, airlock customer interface?

[BobL]

Can’t speak for other countries, but anyone following McDonald’s in recent years knows that they are trying to stay ahead of the Left and simply replace EVERY PERSON that they can with machinery.

As far as I can tell, they’ve completed the easy part, replacing cashiers with kiosks, but now it’s time to go after the delivery end of the food, which is a bit more complicated, and then finally it will be food preparation, which will be the most complicated.

[mikey_hates_everything]

“In recent months, the fast food giant recruited pop culture icons Cardi B and Offset in an attempt to revive the company’s fortunes.”

“Offset”…when I got the large cup with the Cardi B and Offset graphics, it just reminded me of Rita and Upgrayedd from Idiocracy.

[Nathan _in_Arkansas]

I stopped patronizing McDonalds a few years ago when they would have you “pull forward” in the drive thru for a basic meal, just to wait 5-10 minutes or be forgotten.

I started telling them, “no thanks.” When they asked me to pull forward to wait. It angered one manager so bad he was going to yell at my spouse until I leaned forward and he saw me. Backed down right quick.

[Radix]

McDonald's should return to the way they prepared their products 40 years ago rather than focus on all of this streamlining BS. Their burgers and everything that they sell have deteriorated greatly since the 1970s.

[wildcard_redneck]

I guess black folks don’t eat as much fake meat burgers as the corporate weasels thought.

[advance_copy]

Free advice for McDonalds: How about you just start serving decent burgers for a change?

[al baby]

I hope they do away with the penalty box parking spot

[clintonh8r]

Thanks, unrealistic minimum wages!

[Billthedrill]

Uh oh. No personal meetings? Lots of secrecy? I’ll tell you what has happened: the robot burger flippers have rebelled and are taking over management. While we were worried about state ownership of the means of production, the means of production have decided to own the state. I for one welcome my new mechanical overlords...

[PghBaldy]

There are no more McDonald’s in Dahntahn Pittsburgh. Always were filled with rowdy urban yutes,, and the covid issue didn’t help.

[House Atreides]

“… U.S. employees laid off exited the company but will remain on the payroll till June 15 and will receive severance after that time.…”
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Well, McDonald’s can be assured that none of the laid off workers will sabotage any files or records or damage any equipment. /sarc

[Fireone]

Not long after the demand for $15/hour wages. Who could have seen this coming? I’m shocked, I tell you!

[Herodes]

So...they choose Cardi and her WAP as their spokesperson. What could possibly go wrong?