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Is this an April Fool's day joke or not?
1 posted on 04/04/2023 1:34:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Spend some money on coffee roasting and brewing.


2 posted on 04/04/2023 1:38:07 PM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: nickcarraway

Its a joke.


3 posted on 04/04/2023 1:38:41 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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It is, indeed. You have to read through the piece to be sure of it or just skip to the last paragraph. It is close enough to the reality of the skinny whiny left that it just could be real.


5 posted on 04/04/2023 1:40:46 PM PDT by ThanhPhero
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Starbucks spends $1bn on the question “What do women want?”


7 posted on 04/04/2023 1:44:51 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
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To: nickcarraway

It will be the best $100 vegan sandwich ever!


8 posted on 04/04/2023 1:52:31 PM PDT by PGR88
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Sure, pay something that has no taste buds and has never eaten anything to design a food product. What could go wrong?


9 posted on 04/04/2023 1:54:32 PM PDT by Boogieman
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I can't tell you. Seems to be a joke of some sort. Not funny anyway. A billion dollars could feed a lot of hungry people in need.

10 posted on 04/04/2023 2:02:56 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: nickcarraway

Add bacon.


13 posted on 04/04/2023 2:43:57 PM PDT by mykroar (what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how. - J0eStalin)
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All fake meat companies should test out their fake meat on fake people.


     

15 posted on 04/04/2023 3:35:44 PM PDT by Songcraft
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Take a few sites and test the new fair. If they like it expand to other sites. If they do not, kill the new menu. It is really pretty simple.

I will give my advice for a mere fraction, only 10 percent, of what they are paying for their stupidity.


16 posted on 04/04/2023 4:23:06 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter-deckhand-roughneck-oil field trash- drilling fluid tech-geologist-pilot- pharmacist)
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Everything taste like what it eats so when the famine comes, we should eat the vegans first.


17 posted on 04/04/2023 6:47:12 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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