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Doctors Report Startling Rise In Testicular Injuries Among Woman Athletes
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 03/28/2023 3:51:34 PM PDT by Eleutheria5

NEW YORK, NY — A new study indicates a disturbing trend as testicular injuries in women's sports are increasing at an astounding rate. Researchers are baffled as these statistics have skyrocketed from literally zero reported testicular injuries among female athletes just a few years ago.

"This new wave of testicular injuries to female athletes has really come out of nowhere," said Dr. Ryan Kitchen of Boston College's Institute of Sports Medicine. "Years ago, there were absolutely no reported testicular injuries that occurred during women's sporting events. If only we could determine what led to this sudden rise. Such a puzzle!"

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: athletes; female; injuries; trannies
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To: Eleutheria5

Hey, if they can demand Tampon dispensers in boys restrooms why not Jock Itch dispensers in girls restrooms?


21 posted on 03/28/2023 4:19:50 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: Eleutheria5
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22 posted on 03/28/2023 4:20:20 PM PDT by The Louiswu
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To: Eleutheria5

The bee better watch out…..trans folk shoot first and ask questions later


23 posted on 03/28/2023 4:29:40 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: The Louiswu

There was an actual case where a patient went in for bowel distress - or some sort of pain in their stomach. The doctors ran a bunch of tests and tried to treat it with no luck. I can’t remember how long it was, but the pain finally went away after the miscarriage.

The patient presented himself as a man, and the doctors somehow missed the visual evidence that she was a female and might be pregnant!


24 posted on 03/28/2023 4:30:45 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: dfwgator

I pass the ball and you score


25 posted on 03/28/2023 4:31:58 PM PDT by Third Person
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To: Eleutheria5

That you have to check to be sure it’s the Bee...smh.


26 posted on 03/28/2023 4:38:03 PM PDT by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: Eleutheria5

Our women have testes? I thought so.

Go back to basics — marry an EU chick.


27 posted on 03/28/2023 4:47:31 PM PDT by 353FMG (Secretly practicing my Putin swagger..)
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To: lurk

Depends on the semantics and their application.


28 posted on 03/28/2023 5:39:14 PM PDT by chopperk ( )
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To: Eleutheria5

Conversely they report a slight rise in male ovarian cancer.


29 posted on 03/28/2023 5:48:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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