Hail, Hail East Germany,
Land of vine and grape,
Land where you'll regret
Any try to escape
No matter if you tunnel under,
Or take a running jump at the wall,
Forget it, the guards will kill you,
If the electrified fence doesn't first.
Posted on 03/28/2023 3:51:34 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
NEW YORK, NY — A new study indicates a disturbing trend as testicular injuries in women's sports are increasing at an astounding rate. Researchers are baffled as these statistics have skyrocketed from literally zero reported testicular injuries among female athletes just a few years ago.
"This new wave of testicular injuries to female athletes has really come out of nowhere," said Dr. Ryan Kitchen of Boston College's Institute of Sports Medicine. "Years ago, there were absolutely no reported testicular injuries that occurred during women's sporting events. If only we could determine what led to this sudden rise. Such a puzzle!"
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Epic Headline
She’s Got Balls - AC/DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C46fNXNMhOc
I realize this is coming from the BB.
But I hope it is coming from getting kicked in the balls.
You can't argue with that kind of logic.
You can't argue with that kind of logic.
It sounds just like the baffling mystery behind all the increases in all-cause mortality in C-19 “vaccinated” countries.
Because PATRIARCHY!!
I love the Bee!!
Another prophetic headline from the B?
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The Bee does it again.
One of life’s mysteries.
I good plan for women’s athletic teams would be: Every team should make Lorena Bobbitt an honorary member/player.
Fauci School of DEI Medicality
These doctors are politically correct idiots that I would let treat my dog.
There’s an old joke about why there’s no balance bar event in men’s gymnastics. It takes balls.
Mostly East Germans for sure
Hail, Hail East Germany,
Land of vine and grape,
Land where you'll regret
Any try to escape
No matter if you tunnel under,
Or take a running jump at the wall,
Forget it, the guards will kill you,
If the electrified fence doesn't first.
Most teams have a physical therapist on site or on call.
Introduce Lorena Bobbitt to the sporting world as a physical Therapist.
She could make some necessary adjustments.
Probably half of these testicular injuries are caused by the TSA.
Transgender Woman Breaks Down In Tears After TSA Agent Punches Her Male Genitalia At Security Check!
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4141035/posts
The only issue is that it’s not a stretch to think that this could be a real headline in any of the lamestream outlets today. Really sad.
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