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A quirky story and how does one "accidentally" eat a potato chip?
1 posted on 03/12/2023 4:46:45 AM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff
Yes, and I won a multi-million dollar lottery and accidentally threw it away.

Or, how about that guy who claimed to have lost the password to hundreds of millions of dollars of virtual currency?

2 posted on 03/12/2023 4:48:59 AM PDT by Reno89519 (DeSantis or Sanders, Anyone But Trump in 2024. Time for Trump to Stand Aside and Retire.)
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To: DallasBiff

“Woman accidentally eats heart-shaped potato chip worth over $120K: ‘I didn’t realize’”

She should get an X-Ray taken.


3 posted on 03/12/2023 4:51:01 AM PDT by BobL
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To: DallasBiff

This headline almost starts out like my divorce:

“Woman ‘accidently’ eats heart...”

I say almost because mine would read:

“Woman totally on purpose and vengefully eats heart.”


4 posted on 03/12/2023 4:59:36 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (Gov't declaring misinformation is tyranny: “Who determines what false information is?” )
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To: DallasBiff

I would likely do the same as this woman.

I intentionally ignore and avoid nearly all commercial advertising.

Unfortunately advertising is so pervasive that it is impossible to totally cut it out of my life.


5 posted on 03/12/2023 5:04:17 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: DallasBiff

It was in the bag as a contest. Sorta like Willie wonka but with potato chips. A contest for who could find the heart in one bag of chips for 120K. She was unaware obviously.


6 posted on 03/12/2023 5:39:28 AM PDT by napscoordinator (DeSantis is a beast! Florida is the freest state in the country! )
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To: DallasBiff

She was hanging from a branch off a cliff, a tiger was above her on the ledge and nothing but rocks below - and it was the most delicious potato chip she had ever eaten.


8 posted on 03/12/2023 5:42:19 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: DallasBiff

Bizarre promotion. Half the chips that I see are broken at the time of opening, so how could the company guarantee their prized chip would even arrive intact?


9 posted on 03/12/2023 5:42:30 AM PDT by alancarp (George Orwell was an optimist.)
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To: DallasBiff

All potato chips are vaguely heart-shaped. There are always a few that have weird shapes (unless they are like Pringles which are all precisely uniform).

Who remembers the shape of a chip they ate, anyway?


11 posted on 03/12/2023 6:03:45 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (There is lots of money and power in Green Communism and we all know where Communism ends.)
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To: DallasBiff

Sorry teacher, I accidently ate my homework


13 posted on 03/12/2023 6:07:39 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: DallasBiff

Good Marketing is about all it is. The company does the promotion, still getting free press advertising and they do not have to pay out the $120,000.


14 posted on 03/12/2023 6:08:51 AM PDT by Jolla
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To: DallasBiff

She ate it on purpose. She just didn’t know there was a prize for finding a heart shaped potato chip.


16 posted on 03/12/2023 6:17:06 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: DallasBiff

The perfect contest for getting lots of free publicity and never having to pay out a dime in prizes.


18 posted on 03/12/2023 7:09:59 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: DallasBiff

Reminds me a of a old Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and the old woman who brought her potato chip collection.


20 posted on 03/12/2023 7:30:08 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Arise and shine,and give God the glory!-A trail cook's morning call.)
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To: DallasBiff

What was she supposed to do with a potato chip? Frame it on the wall and save it for posterity?


21 posted on 03/12/2023 8:50:32 AM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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To: DallasBiff

Bet you can’t eat just one.


22 posted on 03/12/2023 9:13:51 AM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
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To: DallasBiff

Johnny Carson at a great bit on this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reICbLXATps


23 posted on 03/12/2023 9:15:54 AM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
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To: DallasBiff

“COULD have...”

Yeah.


24 posted on 03/12/2023 9:49:16 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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