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Chuck Schumer Warns Buffalo Hat Guy Will Crawl Out Of Your TV And Kill You If You Watch Tucker's Jan 6 Video
The Babylon Bee ^ | March 8, 2023

Posted on 03/09/2023 12:57:36 AM PST by McGruff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Desperate to keep more of the American public from seeing previously unreleased security camera footage from the January 6, 2021 breaching of the U.S. Capitol, New York Senator Chuck Schumer has now issued a warning that the Buffalo Hat QAnon Shaman will crawl out of the television set and kill anyone who dares to view the video.

"I cannot overstate how dangerous this is," Senator Schumer said to members of the media at the Capitol. "I heard from a friend who said their uncle's cousin's ex-wife told them that this video is cursed. Cursed! If you watch the video, at some point in the next seven days, the Buffalo Hat QAnon Shaman will supernaturally crawl out of your TV and murder you! Save yourselves! Watch CNN! It's your only hope!"

Fox News host Tucker Carlson has come under heavy criticism from government officials on both sides of the political aisle and members of the mainstream news media for airing previously unseen video from the day of the riots, with some declaring Carlson's decision a threat to democracy itself. With Carlson's show drawing huge ratings, Schumer took a more drastic approach. "You'll literally die if you watch the video," Schumer said. "You'll die and you'll also kill democracy and freedom. That's not in any way an exaggeration."

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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

And Schumer’s “tone” — just smarmy. He and Schiff’s is similar.


21 posted on 03/09/2023 5:18:25 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Stupid is supposed to hurt.)
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To: MayflowerMadam; Mr. K
“Why did idiot McCarthy ONLY release it to Fox News?”

At first that was my sentiment too. But the more I think about it, the more McCarthy seems to be playing the long game. If all of the video was dumped to the public there would have been an immediate uproar, then forgotten within a week by whatever the next "news" is in the 24/7 news cycle. But by instead dishing it out a little at a time, it stays in the news longer, as it should.

This is the exact playbook the Dims have done a lot -- making an old news story seem to always stay in the headlines with a drip by drip "new information on" type "events".

22 posted on 03/09/2023 5:39:58 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Fresh Wind

Frank ZAPPA.
American Poet Extrodenaire!


23 posted on 03/09/2023 5:56:27 AM PST by Big Red Badger (The Truman Show)
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To: McGruff

Well... Mitch is in the hospital. He fell???


24 posted on 03/09/2023 6:01:36 AM PST by mom.mom (...our flag was still there.)
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To: Mr. K

Maybe he felt Tucker would not doctor the tapes where MSNBC would doctor the tapes to protect the instigators and Pelosi, et al.


25 posted on 03/09/2023 6:26:50 AM PST by chopperk ( )
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To: McGruff

“I cannot overstate how dangerous this is”

For the Marxist democrat party and the loss of their grip around your neck.


26 posted on 03/09/2023 8:28:23 AM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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