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Nine-Foot Gator Attacks Florida Man The Moment He Walks Out Of His Home: Report
Daily Wire ^ | By Ryan Saavedra • Mar 7, 2023

Posted on 03/07/2023 6:17:46 AM PST by Red Badger

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To: V_TWIN

LOL
Nicely done.


21 posted on 03/07/2023 6:51:19 AM PST by RWGinger (LGB)
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To: Red Badger

I try to stay near the top...


22 posted on 03/07/2023 6:51:45 AM PST by null and void (Soros funded judges and district attorneys have Detention Deficit Disorder)
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To: Red Badger

If I lived in Florida I would shoot Gators and I would probably go to jail for it. I mean come on they crawl out on the road at night and cars get totaled... helluva speed bump.


23 posted on 03/07/2023 6:52:11 AM PST by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: metmom

British Army Officer: Why is your leopard looking at me like that?

Mowgli: Because to him, YOU are FOOD............


24 posted on 03/07/2023 6:52:21 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: V_TWIN

The gators are known to frequent the golf course water hazards.

Giant mosquitoes that carry off pets and small children.

Flying cockroaches.

The list goes on…


25 posted on 03/07/2023 6:52:45 AM PST by AF_Blue (My decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing a road)
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To: null and void

You don’t have to outrun the gator.
You just have to outrun the guy next to you.............


26 posted on 03/07/2023 6:53:41 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Couldn’t these alligators (and their Everglades python friends) be relocated to the Rio Grande?


27 posted on 03/07/2023 6:54:09 AM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperatly need him)
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To: Red Badger

Candygram!


28 posted on 03/07/2023 6:55:08 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: Red Badger
Black bears are a protected species here as well.

We are up to our ears in Black Bears..................

In NJ, they have more rights than humans.

29 posted on 03/07/2023 6:56:34 AM PST by paulcissa (Politicians want you unarmed so they can control you.)
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To: Red Badger

Always turn on the lights and peek outside to check who’s banging on the door. City rules apply in gator country


30 posted on 03/07/2023 6:56:49 AM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: Red Badger

Gets up, grabs some coffee and opens the door to greet the morning... “ The birds are singing, the sun is shining - My, what a beautifulllllll.....Yeee-awhhhh!! Lordy, help me!!”.

Maybe moving to a gator infested state wasn’t the best idea he ever came up with?


31 posted on 03/07/2023 6:57:05 AM PST by LouieFisk
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

Maybe ... just maybe ... we should put humans with non-socialists belief systems on the ESL?

But would that protect us from our own government?


32 posted on 03/07/2023 6:57:42 AM PST by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: V_TWIN

Except STATE income tax!


33 posted on 03/07/2023 6:57:47 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Red Badger

Yup


34 posted on 03/07/2023 6:58:22 AM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: SuperLuminal

Why not send them to Martha’s Vineyard? LOL


35 posted on 03/07/2023 6:59:00 AM PST by devere
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To: All

And THIS is why I carry my light saber with me everywhere. A slash with that and it severs the head. It does so quietly and the neighbors are never the wiser.


36 posted on 03/07/2023 7:04:55 AM PST by BipolarBob (The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free
"Alligators are still an endangered species because there are ONLY 5 million of them in America. 1.5 million in Florida alone. Maybe once we have 10 or 20 million alligators, then they will no longer be endangered. LOL. The Left is insane. "

Desantis should ship a bunch to Martha's Vineyard.

37 posted on 03/07/2023 7:07:24 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: dfwgator

That’s freaking hilarious.


38 posted on 03/07/2023 7:10:58 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: Red Badger

I love Florida!
I’ve gone through countless hurricanes ( 4 in one year)
ONE big alligator in my backyard
Incredible humidity and heat
Fire Ants, etc

But I love the bright happy sunshine……it’s rarely dreary
Everything is green year round
There is awesome scenery, sunsets and of course, the Atlantic Ocean nearby

For almost 50 years ! From my front yard, I have watched rockets and shuttles lift off
However, I was here during the Challenger explosion…….a sad time for all

Please if you don’t like Florida, stay away
……but I love it!


39 posted on 03/07/2023 7:17:11 AM PST by Guenevere (“If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”)
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To: Guenevere

Been a Florida resident since 1969!....................


40 posted on 03/07/2023 7:20:36 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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