Rudolph McCrackhead
Posted on 02/27/2023 7:21:17 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A Leesburg man was arrested after his pants fell down at Wawa.
A Leesburg police officer was conducting a property check Thursday night on the Wawa gas station when he re-entered the men’s restroom and saw 57-year-old Rudolph J. McCray standing at the sink trying to pull his pants up. When McCray turned to look at the officer his pants fell from his waist down to his ankles. As this was occurring the officer saw a small clear baggie fall from his groin area. As the baggie landed at McCray’s feet the officer saw that it contained an off-white rock-like substance .
The officer detained McCray who told the officer he had found the substance on top of the urinal. A search of McCray revealed he had another rock like substance in his shirt pocket. Both items were tested and determined to be crack cocaine. McCray was taken to the Leesburg Police Station where he was charged with possession of a controlled substance. He was transported to the Lake County Jail where bond was set at $10,000.
At the time of this arrest, McCray was out on bond for a drug arrest which occurred on Nov. 4.
Florida Man didn’t hide his crack in his crack too well.
every time I see Leesburg, Florida, I think of the 1982 plane crash that killed guitarist Randy Rhoads....
I was once waiting for a court appearance and one of the defendants, who was a shall we say, large man, had the elastic give way on his pants while on the record at the podium in the middle of the courtroom.
That was a real yikes moment.
OK, this is insane. Every decade from the 1600’s to 1990 has its fashion. Think about the 1920s, vs, the 1940s, vs. the 1960’s etc. My grandmother had a good book from 1910s about fashion. It’s sitting on the shelf 10 feet away. It is beautiful. But times changed.
This pants down around the ankles has been in fashion for thirty years plus now. This is insane. Do something different! Stop pulling down your pants! That was in fashion in 1990!
This is 2023. Do something different! Are we are bugs trapped in amber?! It’s not 1990 anymore.
Ok calm down, stop the rant.
What’s Baba Wawa doing there?!
Wawa? Our family calls it a weenus.
From the article: "...at the sink trying to pull his pants up."
At least he was trying. There's hope! (There might be a touch of sarcasm there.)
Now I want everybody to listen
While Carl plays with his wa-wa
That was Carl and his wa-wa
Thank you very much, Carl
That’s just fine
You can stop now, Carl
Carl, you can stop now
Gimme that wa-wa, Carl
Florida Man getting his rocks off in the bathroom?
Property check?
Nice haircut...
“Lookin liike a foo wit yo pants on a groun.”
My brother and his wife were visiting her parents and relatives in a small town. A bunch of them were having dinner at the local restaurant. One of her uncles (60+) came in a bit late.
The uncle noticed a gal he was sweet on sitting at a table, not part of the family get-together. Well, he sucked in his tummy - and his pants ended up around his ankles for everyone to see!
Caught with his pants down.
Stupid headline.
He was arrested for possession of drugs, not because his pants fell down.
Do a drive-by at a business establishment, looking for disturbances, then park and go inside for coffee and donuts.
Rudolph McCray-cray.
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