My husband disappears to Thailand weekly, spends hundreds — he won’t tell me what he’s up to

NY Post ^ | 22 Feb 2023

[DUMBGRUNT]

A 70-year-old woman has shared on UK television that her husband of almost 50 years “keeps disappearing” to Thailand and sending “hundreds of pounds there monthly”.

Speaking on a segment called Dear Deirdre phone-in on This Morning, the anonymous caller who went by the name ‘Julie’ said he leaves without telling her, and is tight-lipped about where the cash is going.

His response when she inquires where he is going is equally charming. “None of your business,” she says he retorts.

[waterhill]

And taters and onions....

[Captain Peter Blood]

Well, I don’t think it’s too hard to figure out what your husband is doing over there. He’s either seeking out young women or young boys, or both.

[Fido969]

Chess.

[dfwgator]

Hell

The food is English
The cars are French
The police are German
The lovers are Swiss

And the whole thing is run by Italians

[Captain Peter Blood]

No more like you need to ask former rock star Gary glitter went to jail for what you’re thinking about

[dfwgator]

I think he was busted in Vietnam.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“I wonder what goes on over there?”

Based on the “a-go-go,”, it looks to me like lots of singing, dancing, and having fun.

[Zhang Fei]

There might be an innocent explanation. Maybe he's indulging in his weakness for an item of produce he can't get fresh in the UK:

Yeah - that's ticket. And have you seen a picture of his lovely wife?

[AndyJackson]

In one joke you have destroyed the myth that there is no difference between people from different nationalities. Everyone gets it.

[Billthedrill]

He's probably a Buddhist monk in secret. Like These Guys.

[libertylover]

jelly is jello in England, I think you mean toast and jam

Yeah. I forgot.

[chronicles]

When I was in the travel business, I would hear a lot about Patpong Road in Bangkok.
Apparently, it was a walk on the wild side.

[Alas Babylon!]

A whole lot of strange going on.

[A strike]

How does one even pronounce ‘Deirdre’ ?

[Lee N. Field]

Just make sure they are really women

That was my immediate thought.

[MayflowerMadam]

One night in Bangkok ...

[Alas Babylon!]

Now do Heaven!

[dfwgator]

Now do Heaven!

Everything is Polish! ;)

[waterhill]

Soon as the calf liver thaws out, I’m chowing down. Onions, brown gravy, crispy bread, mashed taters, green beans. I may sleep all night.

Wife is getting her fried chicken at the local shack after she visits a friend of who’s sick.

We tend to splurge on Wednesday when we don’t do church.

[Sir_Ed]

deer-druh