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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

The President and Mrs. LDDFPKQZ were being shown around an experimental government farm. When she came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, “Dozens of times each day.” Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the President when he comes by.” Upon being told, LDDFPKQZ asked, “Same hen every time?” The reply was, “Oh no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.” LDDFPKQZ: “Tell that to Mrs. LDDFPKQZ!”

Google LDDFPKQZ Effect


5 posted on 02/18/2023 4:33:27 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

LOL, but what do you think the Bible would say about the “LDDFPKQZ Effect”? for if you truly love your spouse, the opposite is true.


8 posted on 02/18/2023 4:46:59 AM PST by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

You win the thread.

Incidentally, easiest one I’ve ever done.
Letter pattern gave me the first two words, grammar and letter pattern the third, that opened up the fourth, which opened up the fifth; and then I literally recognized words and point-and-clicked nonstop with no breaks or mistakes until the end, less than 1 min total.


12 posted on 02/18/2023 6:04:52 AM PST by grey_whiskers ( The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
That’s one happy rooster


13 posted on 02/18/2023 7:24:35 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

As VP he stayed at a small hotel and a fire broke out. Everyone was ordered out of their rooms to evacuate.

He wanted to go back to his room when things calmed down. “Who are you?” the hotel employee asked. “The Vice President.”

“Oh, you can go on up.”

“Wait a minute, what are you Vice President of?”

“The United States.”

“Come back down here. I thought you were the Vice President of the Hotel.”

It’s in Paul Boller’s Presidential Anecdotes.


14 posted on 02/18/2023 6:29:37 PM PST by scrabblehack
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