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1 posted on 02/13/2023 3:56:31 AM PST by McGruff
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That there is fun knee.


2 posted on 02/13/2023 4:10:12 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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A “crack” outfit!


3 posted on 02/13/2023 4:11:37 AM PST by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
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Funny, Babylon Bee.


4 posted on 02/13/2023 4:13:39 AM PST by mad_as_he$$
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Is it just me or did the flyover seem...lackluster this year?


5 posted on 02/13/2023 4:51:45 AM PST by Aevery_Freeman (DemonRatz to Biden: You've outlived your uselessness. Buh-Bye!)
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“the team pushed back their arrival another ten minutes after one of the pilots burned out her landing gear taxiing with the parking brake on”

Once again The Bee drifts from satire into reality.


7 posted on 02/13/2023 5:11:37 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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“Does this F/A-18 make me look fat?”


8 posted on 02/13/2023 5:13:40 AM PST by twister881
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They were flying and putting their makeup on at the same time.


9 posted on 02/13/2023 5:22:51 AM PST by George J. Jetso
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As a longtime home owner, I've learned that the amount of bathrooms in your house should always be equal to the amount of females living there plus 1.

That seems to be the optimum formula.

15 posted on 02/13/2023 5:51:40 AM PST by SamAdams76 (4,895,899 Truth | 87,656,930 Twitter)
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This is a little unfair. My private flight instructor was a woman and we were flying a new Piper Arrow at night back to an uncontrolled airport. A wire on the alternator came loose, I shut down non-essential instruments, tracked the interstate back to the field, turned on the radio briefly to announce my arrival, and turned on the lights when we were on final.


17 posted on 02/13/2023 5:55:21 AM PST by calico_thompson (Vanity sarcasm)
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Bless the BEE!


18 posted on 02/13/2023 5:56:06 AM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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Hysterical
(Or is that misogynistic?)


20 posted on 02/13/2023 6:07:32 AM PST by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness )
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Well, make up and stuff...............


21 posted on 02/13/2023 6:10:20 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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I lost interest in pro sports decades ago but this is funny. Who won?


25 posted on 02/13/2023 6:50:40 AM PST by Boomer (The biden regime / identity politics is a clear and present threat to this constitutional republic.)
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LOL!


26 posted on 02/13/2023 6:55:04 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Remember what FJB Brandon said, "...more than half of the women in my administration are women.")
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Lololol…


27 posted on 02/13/2023 6:57:24 AM PST by TnTnTn
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I heard that they’re not talking to each other!


28 posted on 02/13/2023 7:11:38 AM PST by Spok (They lie, we know they lie, and they know that we know they are lying. And still they lie.)
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I bet they can fly and put on makeup at the same time during rush hour while sipping a latte


29 posted on 02/13/2023 7:42:30 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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Confucius say: Woman who flay airplane upside down, have crack up.


31 posted on 02/13/2023 7:52:14 AM PST by shotgun
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I was fooled - for the first in months - until I got to the quote about the line at the restroom. THEN I thought to look for the source.

Dang it!


32 posted on 02/13/2023 8:32:08 AM PST by egfowler3 (Kung Flu, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
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"Believe me, we will step on the gas and show everyone some woman power just as soon as we can! Until then - wait, hold on now - did we all just show up in the same flight outfit??"

LOL

33 posted on 02/13/2023 8:36:00 AM PST by GOPJ ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muw22wTePqQ Gumballs: Immigrants by the numbers.)
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