Posted on 02/09/2023 5:43:08 PM PST by TChad
U.S. — As inflation and consumer prices continue to soar, world-renown master painter and influence salesman Hunter Biden has announced that all corrupt dealings with foreign oligarchs will now include a 15% surcharge for the "Big Guy."
"Listen, 10% just isn't enough anymore. Not a joke," said Hunter in an email to Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout in a text message on a phone left in the toilet of a local brothel. "Hookers are up, crack is up, and my Dad's dementia medication ain't cheap! Starting today, my prices are going up 33% and I'm charging 15% for the Big Guy."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Inflation.
Hunter needs to get them bidding against each other. If the Russians won't pay the 15% then I'm sure the Chinese will. Heck, the Ukrainians are rolling in U.S. money, they can afford to kick 20% back to the Big Guy. It's just business, nothing personal!
Not satire...
Hardly satire.
F the Bee. They are TDS losers.
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