Tim Holt! I remember him. He used to be in the movies.
Posted on 02/07/2023 7:43:53 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
OKALOOSA COUNTY, Fla. (WKRG) — Officials with the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office said a Crestview man is in custody after being found with more than a kilogram of methamphetamine.
Timothy Holt, 49, was arrested after deputies executed a search warrant at a home on Wingard Street. Before the search warrant was executed, deputies said they saw Holt pick up a package from the front porch of the home. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office Multi-Agency Drug Task Force found that Holt had over one kilogram of crystal methamphetamine.
Deputies said that when they told Holt he would be arrested, Holt admitted that he had three and a half grams of heroin “concealed within the crack of his buttocks,” according to the arrest report.
Holt was charged with trafficking in methamphetamine.
Times like this, a man silently wonders;”Why did I ever become a Cop? Just because Dad and Granddad were Cops? Oh, Damn!”
His sense of humor in choosing that hiding place cracks me up.
In the buttocks?
Gives a whole new meaning to “don’t take the brown heroin man”
Tim Holt! I remember him. He used to be in the movies.
His customers said he had some good sh**.
Oh, sh*t! Must be brown heroin.
It is now...
Is this the same Florida Man I keep hearing about or is there more than one?
Sadly, there is more than one.
A good friend of mine, highly published research scientist, has the same name as an "adult" movie "actor" ... for a long time, a search on his name gave alternating hits to physics papers and pr0n0 flicks.
This makes me glad about my decision not to become a drug dealer. Although it really wasn’t a decision I think there was never really a chance.
“Florida man concealed heroin in ‘buttocks,’ arrested with kilo of meth”
So putting heroin up his ass turned it into a kilo of meth?
And here?
Regards,
He was also so uptight that he stuck a lump of coal up his arse, and it turned into a diamond.
These guys need a new hiding place. The butt is one of the first places searched.
Maybe that is what they want.
Florida needs a Real Florida Man contest.
When snorting you may notice a little off off odor.
Hell, even I would try that if it were true…
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