Introducing The Babylon Bee AOC Article Generator

Babylon Bee ^

[Tench_Coxe]

Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.

[Tench_Coxe]

Click for a new AOC article here

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Excellent!

[P-Marlowe]

That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years.

[SpaceBar]

Refreshing generates a new article. Great stuff.

[algore]

If this is the best the ChatGPT AI can do, I am not scared of them yet

[Tell It Right]

My favorite so far: “AOC Asked to Explain Why Gravity Exists, Blames White Supremacy”

[Boogieman]

Enjoy it while it lasts. The creators of ChapGPT are quite woke, so this will be shut down within 24 hours.

[MtnClimber]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has managed to do it again: make the concept of breathing complicated. This week, she asked her millions of Twitter followers a puzzling question: "What if we breathed something other than air?" This provocative question comes as Ocasio-Cortez has strongly advocated for the Green New Deal and the need to find new ways to address climate change. Critics of the progressive politician have lampooned her suggestion as ridiculous, wondering what exactly she could be suggesting. The only logical conclusion, they say, is that she is trying to take the idea of breathing to a whole new level. Despite the criticism, Ocasio-Cortez's loyal supporters stand by her, saying that her motivations are to save the planet from impending doom through her passionate advocacy. Important: The content of this article was generated by our good friend, ChatGPT. The wording is completely random and hasn't been reviewed by a human, therefore it may not make any sense. As such, the staff of the Babylon Bee may or may not partially or fully agree with all or part of it. We take no responsibility for articles that actually make AOC look smart. That was not our intention. Please report any flattering AOC content to our editors immediately by emailing support@babylonbee.com.

Click here to generate a new AOC article!

[SpaceBar]

I already LOL’d a few times already.

[TChad]

“Space Force Launches Mission To Find AOC a Planet Where Math Doesn’t Exist”

[Billthedrill]

I’d hate to do that to a poor AI. I mean, there must be some sort of ethics violations in making it think like that...

[Organic Panic]

We used this a bunch when I was in a corporate environment. The MBAs didn’t realize it was all a big joke during the meetings...

https://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

[griswold3]

OMG! It does!

[griswold3]

I like “AOC Attempts To Confuse Constituents By Explainng How Apples and Lemons are Technically Fruit”

[Oldeconomybuyer]

👍

[antidemoncrat]

“how dumb AOC is”

how dumb is AOC ? Start with a box of rocks and then look down.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Almost as good as the old ValleyGURL article-regenerator.

[Disambiguator]

Here’s the Academia version of the same sort of thing:

https://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

[George J. Jetso]

AOC Stuns Friends And Family by Showing Remarkable Ability to Form Coherent Thoughts

The articles are hilarious.

[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

Now, if only you could replace AOC with Omar, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, Schiff, Swalwell, Biden, Buttiegieg, Mayorkas, Schumer, Sotomayor, Kagan, Ketanji Brown Jackson, or Harris, you would have the best, timeliest, and most accurate political reporting on the planet.