Man charged with felony battery after slapping woman on her butt: Okaloosa Sheriff

WKRG News 5 ^ | January 31, 2023 | Brett Greenberg

[NorthMountain]

OK ... would you consider it a matter sexual assault, or simple assault and battery? A&B us usually a misdemeanor with less than 1 year jail time.

[Red Badger]

Some of the murders are 20+ years old...................

[RightOnTheBorder]

Want, or reasonably expect? An ass whupin’ would be appropriate and would keep the gov out of it. Otherwise a low level misdemeanor charge would probably suffice.

[NorthMountain]

Thank you.

[BipolarBob]

Okay. I only go every other year. Can’t afford a vacation every year (Bidenflation).

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A simple beatdown would suffice.

[NorthMountain]

You’ll only get away with that if you’re present when the offense occurs.

Be careful out there.

:’}

[ronniesgal]

good! what a loser.

[dljordan]

Hunter?

[dljordan]

Do we not have a picture of the butt in question?

[lee martell]

Probably simple assault and battery.
The action cannot be argued.
Sexual Assault, one may need to prove that was the motivation.
Difficult to analyze thoughts of others.

[FreedomPoster]

Florida man.

[NorthMountain]

That seems about right ... except if I’m present, he gets his ass kicked.

[RetiredTexasVet]

So European.

[NWFree]

I’m not even sure you can look at women without being charged with a crime

[FamiliarFace]

Two possibilities.

Either I was/am rather plain, or I was/am simply irresistible.

I think you’ve asked the wrong person, though.

[Organic Panic]

If it were my wife or daughter I would be the one charged with felony battery and the perp would walk away and probably sue me for everything I own.

[Organic Panic]

...or you get elected as a democrat politician

[NorthMountain]

Ooops! I. Did it AGAIN!!

[Not_Who_U_Think]

When this happened three years ago, they hunted the guy down. He’s probably still in the pokey.

https://youtu.be/mybIXTqlZ9Q?t=11