Posted on 02/01/2023 6:31:11 AM PST by george76
WASHINGTON, D.C. — First, there were the loaves and the fishes. Then came the Trump Presidency. Now, the United States has been blessed to witness another miracle, as President Biden has ended the same COVID-19 pandemic three times in a row.
"No other President has ended the COVID-19 pandemic even once, let alone three times," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre at a press conference that still bars entry to anyone who has not recently tested negative, and also mandates the unvaccinated to wear masks and social distance.
"However, we must make this clear," stated Jean-Pierre. "The ongoing pandemic, which President Biden has ended multiple times, is not over."
Critics have voiced concerns about President Biden taking credit for ending the ongoing pandemic, and wonder if President Trump should also receive credit for Operation Warp Speed, which helped rush Pfizer's perfect, 100% effective COVID-19 vaccine into our veins, then hearts.
At publishing time, Biden's team had confirmed there will be a fourth, pandemic-ending miracle in our future, right before the 2024 election.
The Fauci Flu is similar to the California drought in that it can never be “over” ... there’s too much money to be made and too much political power to gain for that to happen with either “crisis”.
“”” also mandates the unvaccinated to wear masks and social distance”””
Since recent reports indicate that the vaccinated are the super spreaders, perhaps the White House should order the vaccinated to wear masks and social distance?
Joe Biden Says “The COVID Emergency Will End When The Supreme Court Ends It”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn0pp3_Tn00
Says senile things while he grabs the reporterette’s hand. Very creepy.
Maybe you missed the source. This is satire.
AND... now FBI is searching his Rehoboth Beach home.
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if this mop head collapsed of a vax induced heart attack right in the middle of one of her propaganda filled no-answers “press conferences”?
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