1 posted on
02/01/2023 4:35:18 AM PST by
BenLurkin
Went shooting at Target and missed everyone.
2 posted on
02/01/2023 4:35:54 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: BenLurkin
3 posted on
02/01/2023 4:36:19 AM PST by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... š)
To: BenLurkin
Hang the shooter’s carcass from a nearby utility pole and leave it to rot for the vultures.
5 posted on
02/01/2023 4:41:11 AM PST by
Carl Vehse
(A proud member of the LGBFJB community)
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
>> Evidence indicates he fired off multiple rounds, but it isnāt yet known if he fired at anyone, the lawman said... āThe first arriving officers went into the building, confronted the suspect and shot him deadā...
Suicide by cop?
8 posted on
02/01/2023 4:52:06 AM PST by
Nervous Tick
(Truth is not hate speech.)
To: BenLurkin
A potential massacre was averted when the first cops responding to the scene quickly shot and killed the unidentified man... And that's the way it's done!
(or should be...)
9 posted on
02/01/2023 4:53:48 AM PST by
jeffc
(Resident of the free State of Florida)
To: BenLurkin
Didn’t kill anyone
...and the police were at the scene in record time?
11 posted on
02/01/2023 4:58:17 AM PST by
Leep
(Hillary will NEVER be president! š)
To: BenLurkin
Leftists are murdering and committing suicide for the good of their vaunted gun control. Or so it seems.
Iāll take my hat off now. I need the foil to cook a roast.
13 posted on
02/01/2023 5:02:37 AM PST by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: BenLurkin
Just curious, why hasn’t the Target sign outside the stores every been shot at? Asking for a friend.
14 posted on
02/01/2023 5:27:14 AM PST by
SkyDancer
(Hold on tight to your dream)
To: BenLurkin
Good thing the Target wasn’t in Uvalde, TX.
To: BenLurkin
Fortunately, none of the employees were wearing t-shirts with the company logo, leaving the the shooter confused and not sure where to aim.
21 posted on
02/01/2023 5:48:52 AM PST by
Made In The USA
(Ellen Ate Dynamite Good By Ellen)
To: BenLurkin
Omaha cops overreacted and broke procalls! They were suppose to surround the store not let anyone out and not go in before the call the local gang leaders to make sure it wasn’t any of their people then order coffee and donuts arrest anyone that try to rescue anyone trapped inside while thye wait for an airstrike
22 posted on
02/01/2023 5:53:20 AM PST by
Kartographer
(āWe Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honorā)
To: BenLurkin
And thatās the way to handle this
25 posted on
02/01/2023 6:14:52 AM PST by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
You can’t bond out from the cemetery.
Vote? Yes.
Bond out? Not so much.
31 posted on
02/01/2023 7:37:19 AM PST by
Oscar in Batangas
(An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
To: BenLurkin
Also two officers of the OPD got sho\ wounded during burglary at a self storage site bad guy ends up DRT (Dead right there)!
36 posted on
02/01/2023 10:04:25 AM PST by
Nebr FAL owner
(Treason is the reason for Democrat Sedition & Subversion)
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