Not Satire
Posted on 01/25/2023 3:11:09 PM PST by george76
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly crowned Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy wasted no time fulfilling his promise to free the House Intelligence Committee from members caught up in lying or sleeping with Chinese spies, Representative Adam Schiff being chief among the affected members.
But Rep. Schiff had barely had a chance to mourn the loss of a position that allowed him to use top-secret information to propagate lies for his own advantage when he heard the heartwarming news that he had been given a seat on the House Pencil-Neck Committee.
"It brings me great honor to be a part of such a respectable institution," said Schiff to reporters alongside other committee members with observable physical and moral weaknesses. "It may not be the Intelligence Committee, but that doesn't not mean we aren't any stupider. I vow to serve with honor on the pencil-neck committee, and look forward to serving in my other new position on the watermelon-head committee."
Schiff and committee members then put themselves to work preparing a place they could meet by cleaning out the spare janitor's closet found deep in the bowels of the Capitol building.
The move to allow an openly dishonest man on any committee at all was not without its score of critics among House Republicans. However, Speaker McCarthy adroitly silenced the dissenting voices by reminding them that Adam Schiff had been elected by his constituents despite his dastardly, underhanded double-speak, just like every single other member of the House.
Ever read Freddie’s autobiography? Fascinating career. Regis Philbin frequently gave Freddie credit for his career.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ....
No, but it seemed clear he was an interesting character.
and a seat at the children’s table in the cafeteria...
“an openly dishonest” As the Santos discussion has shown, that isover 90% of congress critters.
“Dick Lane was the TV announcer in Los Angeles who would interview Freddy after his wrestling “matches”
Dick and his side kick Hoppy also did the TV announcing of Roller Derby. What a riot that was. Not a match went by that the match wasn’t determined on the final Jam.
80% of the time the L.A. Thunderbirds won with little Ralphie Valladares scooting around the track with only seconds left, passing by bodies laid out on the track to pick up the point necessary to win. All the while with the little midget Thunderbird mascot cheering them on from the infield. Those were the days, as phoney as wrestling.
I think he should be forced to clean congressional toilets
Ralphie and Red Smart.
I was young and innocent, but even I figured out it was all baloney—when I finally noticed that the brawls always happened right in front of the camera.
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