Posted on 01/23/2023 11:10:48 AM PST by BenLurkin
A Florida woman claimed a crack pipe found “protruding” from her vagina during a strip search was actually a sex toy.
But while Maines was being processed at the Pinellas County Jail, a body scan revealed an “anomaly” in her genital area, an arrest affidavit said, according to the outlet.
WMaine then allegedly removed the contraband from her cavity and “intentionally threw it on the ground and steeped [sic] on it in an effort to destroy evidence,” the affidavit read.
Maines was charged with possessing contraband in a county detention facility and tampering with evidence in connection with the incident, according to the report.
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freepers don’t fall in love.
So she had the whole crack pipe in her crack hole??
That’s fishy….
Some places that’s called an aquarium?
Photo caption.....
“Hey, male FReepers, I’m waitin’ for y’all to declare Not Guilty. C’mon.”
Stunt???
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A Cunning Stunt.
Just another reason urban police departments are having trouble recruiting.....
I am almost positive that woman is not good wife material.
Good one!
Well l guess it’s a creepy version of a Swiss Army Knife. Versatile and multi purpose.
re your pic of the perp:
Is that a hickey on her neck? Might bolster her story.
You’ve heard the term “Echo Chamber”, LOL...
Yeah…it’s a sex toy. I’ll show you, PULL IT!
And turn it and the trailer it was pulling around.
A cigar seemed to work for Clinton and Monica. Why not a crack pipe?
I don’t recall seeing her on the crazy-hot matrix
If owning her pipe is a crime, then all guns are potential murder weapons and need banned too.
It’s the same frigging reasoning, only conservatives go after crack pipes or a marijuana plant growing in someones back yard while liberals want your guns. Both think more police, more rules, banning stuff, demonizing an inanimate object will make the world safe somehow.
Sorry - you DO NOT know what her intentions were, you CANNOT read her mind, and unless you caught her using it to smoke crack, it’s a sex toy, because your assumptions and prejudices do not over ride her word and make for a reasonable argument.
Ban soda cans while at it: https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pipe-from-a-Soda-Can (Maybe liberals and so called conservatives can get behind that one! War on drugs bullshit and save the planet bullshit.)
Why as a Conservative in this age of ever changing Genders, Groomers and Sexual Weirdos is it easy to almost accept this.
The world has gone mad.
“Typical Florida Woman.”
Pound sand moron. It may be a typical crackhead move, but claiming she’s a typical Florida woman is moronic and insulting.
You obviously need a bigger pair of panties, the ones you are wearing are rotting your brain, which obviously can’t tell sarcasm and an attempt at humor based on the “Florida Man” meme.
Did you not read the “Crack Pipe in the Vagina” trick in the post, which is a reference to an Eddie Murphy movie, another attempt at humor.
Everyone else got the humor, obviously you didn’t which says something about who not only didn’t get the joke but immediately started throwing out insults.
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