[grey_whiskers]

Just wanted to comment on the following picture from the article:

Look at his eyes.

[Larry Lucido]

Apparently somebody knows who these two are. That somebody does not include me.

[Qiviut]

Tom is looking a little like Strzok (former FBI in that infamous picture). Ugh.

Tom was “married” to football, not Gisele.

[dfwgator]

Everyone seems to blame Tom for the divorce. It’s just as likely she was the one cheating on him.

[x]

Tom Brady Sure Glad He Gave Up Family For This
SPORTS
Jan 18, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

TAMPA BAY, FL — In a moving press conference following a crushing loss to the Dallas Cowboys, quarterback Tom Brady said how thankful he was to have given up life with a supermodel wife and three beautiful children to lose in the first round of playoffs.

"Yeah, I may have lost my family and ruined my kids' lives, but I gained the ability to throw a leather ball at people and watch them catch it for another half of a season," said Brady. "I'm good at doing that ball-throwing thing. It makes me feel good. So fun. But now it looks like that's all over, so yeah, I dunno. I guess it was worth it. Yay!"

Except I don't think footballs are made out of leather -- or even pigskin -- anymore.

[gr8eman]

I nominate this as the worst post ever on FR! Congrats...you’re first at something...LOL!

[Vermont Lt]

They are referred to as F buddies.

[Quentin Quarantino]

He’s far better off without Jizzelle Munchkin.

Tom’s peak is over, he should let it go before he embarrasses himself any further or suffers a terrible injury.

Time to find out what Life is really about.

[KarlInOhio]

At least she has three of Brady’s super bowl rings amd half his crypto fortune.

[Tom Tetroxide]

I don't care about his ex. It's now time to focus on Tom's biggest fan, Veronika Rajek, from the country of Solvakia.

[Laslo Fripp]

Didn’t Elvis and Priscilla go through a similar break up?

[tflabo]

Not impressed with Giselle. Brady should have stayed with his first wifey. Just my own opinion and certainly none of my business.

[StAnDeliver]

Gazelle has openly lobbied for an UN-Humanitarian role like Angelina Jolie's "Special Envoy for Great Replacers".

Brady duped Gazelle into believing she was gonna shake free of family responsibilities so she could go on an extended ass-kissing media tour in 2022. The joke was on you the whole time, ratchet.

He was never going to allow her to run around the globe, ignore the kids, and burn jet fuel for no goddamn particular useful reason, like Jolie or Zeta-Jones do.

F that silly bitch. Maybe Jameis Winston can steal some more crab legs from Publix and all three can hang out on the jiu-jitsu mattress.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

He has that look that Jack Nicholson had when he stood there with an ax saying, “Here’s Johnny!”