Gisele Bundchen 'adores' her hunky jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente but they do not have a 'traditional dating scenario'

Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | Jan 20, 2023 | Sameer Suri and Eve Buckland

[grey_whiskers]

Gisele Bundchen is at the center of a swirl of rumors about the status of her relationship with her hunky jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente, whom she has holidayed to Costa Rica with multiple times.

A source told People that 'Gisele adores and trusts [Joaquim] and has been spending a lot of time with him' but the duo are not in a 'traditional dating scenario.'

[Larry Lucido]

Oh yes!

[Vermont Lt]

They are referred to as F buddies.

[grey_whiskers]

Fornicators with Benefits?

[Quentin Quarantino]

He’s far better off without Jizzelle Munchkin.

Tom’s peak is over, he should let it go before he embarrasses himself any further or suffers a terrible injury.

Time to find out what Life is really about.

[Mr. Lucky]

Your’re in good (and plentiful) company.

[Clutch Martin]

Freeple magazine cares...

[USS Alaska]

“...Who knows and who really cares?...”

Best line of the whole thread!!!!!!

Wrong.

Best TWO lines of the whole thread.

I don't give a fat rat's ass about Brady, his ex-wife, his kids or their futures.

Let them all ride the NY city subway for the rest of their lives.

[grey_whiskers]

Jizzelle Munchkin.

Funny name, but she's 5 foot 11...

[KarlInOhio]

At least she has three of Brady’s super bowl rings amd half his crypto fortune.

[dfwgator]

Does Putin still have the SB ring Kraft gave him?

[Alas Babylon!]

It’s funny, even a Free Republic tradition, to not give a crap about something but go on a thread about that something and tell everyone you don’t give a crap about it.

Laughs all round!

[Tom Tetroxide]

I don't care about his ex. It's now time to focus on Tom's biggest fan, Veronika Rajek, from the country of Solvakia.

[Laslo Fripp]

Didn’t Elvis and Priscilla go through a similar break up?

[Laslo Fripp]

I see what you did there.

BTW, I cannot watch “Bluebloods” without thinking about #12.

[drSteve78]

Are you suggesting his nickname is “Peggy” ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🫣

[drSteve78]

Star of David, no less.

(Took ten minutes to notice)

[tflabo]

Not impressed with Giselle. Brady should have stayed with his first wifey. Just my own opinion and certainly none of my business.

[Tom Tetroxide]

She’s stated publicly that she is not Jewish. Should could be a B’nei Noach or simply pro-Israel.

[Magnatron]

Not impressed with Giselle.

Never thought she was all that attractive, especially without makeup…

[alternatives?]

“She’s stated publicly that she is not Jewish.”

Is that race or religion? Tom’s prior wife was a practicing witch, so I don’t think religion is a big consideration for Tom. I think he focuses on other things.