Posted on 01/20/2023 8:43:30 AM PST by BenLurkin
East Baton Rouge, Louisiana deputies charged a woman with attempted murder after she allegedly stabbed her boyfriend after he urinated in their bed, according to reports.
...East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to reports of a stabbing victim at a local hospital on Saturday.
The victim was being treated for a stab wound on the left side of his torso and a punctured lung.
After urinating on the bed, the victim told police, the victim was woken up by Lacost, who started hitting him. While he tried to get away from her, Lacost allegedly ran at him with a kitchen knife and stabbed him.
Investigators spoke with Lacost, who told deputies she and her boyfriend were planning on separating. She admitted to deputies she was upset that her boyfriend urinated on himself and “ripped him” off the bed. The altercation between the two followed.
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“Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya.” – Captain Quint
Maybe she had gotten up and was running water within earshot of the bed. You know how that works.
Recall Anthony on Hotel Impossible? “PeePee Stains! PeePee Stains!!!”
My 88 year old grandaddy was always amazed at how even young folks had issues with their plumbing. He was quite proud of his regularity.
He told me, “every morning at 9am sharp I have a healthy number 1. 10:30am on the nose, it’s a healthy number two. I just wish I could wake up before noon.”
Well he won’t be doing that again. At least not in her bed.
Looks like the dominatrix type.
Peter Piper pissed the bed;
So Shirley stabbed him in the head…
Was he standing when he did it?
This storyline would be perfect for a Netflix streaming series.
He was peeing on her leg and telling her it was raining.
Went to bed at two with a ten, then woke up at ten with a two…
Perhaps she put his hand in warm water to give herself an excuse to stab him.
My wife keeps a .38 snubby on her side holstered to the bedpost.
Therefore I keep my 1911 on mine.
😂
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