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1 posted on 01/19/2023 5:16:00 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

This is a job for women. Of course the man screwed up. Men are not cut out to be stewardesses.


2 posted on 01/19/2023 5:16:59 PM PST by SamAdams76 (4,818,034 Truth | 87,745,895 Twitter)
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To: lowbridge

If you’re having a bad day today, just think about this poor schmuck.


3 posted on 01/19/2023 5:18:05 PM PST by Nea Wood
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To: lowbridge

lol... this post is so you.


4 posted on 01/19/2023 5:18:05 PM PST by AAABEST ( NY/DC/LA media/political/military industrial complex DELENDA EST)
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To: lowbridge

They mean *last* day,don’t they?


5 posted on 01/19/2023 5:18:23 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
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To: lowbridge

File it under, ‘and you thought you had a bad day.’


6 posted on 01/19/2023 5:20:35 PM PST by JPG (MAGA)
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To: lowbridge

Alex , I say Diversity hire for 100 please .


7 posted on 01/19/2023 5:20:43 PM PST by ncalburt ( Gop DC Globalists are the evil)
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To: lowbridge
British Airways, you say?


8 posted on 01/19/2023 5:22:01 PM PST by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: lowbridge

Friday the 13th fault.


9 posted on 01/19/2023 5:25:29 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL )
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To: lowbridge
This is why you gotta wear this shirt to the first day of your job:


10 posted on 01/19/2023 5:30:36 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: lowbridge

Note to self: that lever does NOT open the storage closet.


12 posted on 01/19/2023 5:38:46 PM PST by bigbob (p)
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We don’t know who it was that made this error, but you can bet everybody with British Air knows, if they’re interested.
This event will follow that flight attendant for a long time.
His co-workers probably already have a few clever nicknames for him.

Sliding Clyde.
Wrong Door Terry Moore.
Big Mistake Johnny Tate.


13 posted on 01/19/2023 5:43:30 PM PST by lee martell
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“inexplicably opened an emergency door”

You don’t just open a plane door by accident. What was this guy thinking? Did he think it was the door to the bathroom?


14 posted on 01/19/2023 5:50:53 PM PST by Renfrew (Muscovia delenda est)
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LOL... this happened to one of the guys in my training class after about 2 years on the line. I was amazed to see him featured in a video about the incident during our annual training. "He didn't lose his job????" Nope, because he had made it past the 6 month probation period. I expect this guy to lose his job.

Short version -- he was Chief Purser and while waiting for the jetway to be positioned, a passenger distracted him. When the CSR knocked on the window, he turned back to the door, forgetting he had not disarmed it, cranked the handle and almost blew the CSR down the ramp.

A replacement for a 777 slide probably runs into the $80,000 or more range. My friend blew a slide on the 757... cost $50,000 back in 1998. A 777 is a double-lane slide and much larger.

The funniest (strangest) part about this is that I think I took that plane out afterwards. I had shown up to my gate at Chicago and went down the jet bridge... when I got to the end, the mechanics told me I had to wait because they had to replace a slide. I looked down and saw the deflated slide hanging from the forward door. "What happened?" "Some guy busted the slide and nearly killed a gate agent." "OMG! Are they okay? Are we cancelled?" "Nope, we'll just swap it out." I watched them unhook the slide from the brackets, drop it down onto the tarmac, bring up a new slide pack, slide it into the door, lock it all up and done.

16 posted on 01/19/2023 5:59:18 PM PST by ponygirl (An Appeal to Heaven)
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To: lowbridge

Practice makes perfect!


19 posted on 01/19/2023 6:19:36 PM PST by DannyTN
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Well that is a true oh s*** moment I’d say


20 posted on 01/19/2023 6:22:01 PM PST by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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To: lowbridge

Well hes a male flight attendant so theres about an 85% chance he is gay. So yeah, “dude” acts like a lady.


21 posted on 01/19/2023 6:31:08 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: lowbridge

On the plus side, its a mistake he won’t likely repeat, one way or another


22 posted on 01/19/2023 6:48:26 PM PST by chrisser (I lost my vaccine card in a tragic boating accident.)
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To: lowbridge
A brand-new British Airways flight attendant landed in hot water ...

Nicely done ...

24 posted on 01/19/2023 6:52:58 PM PST by SFConservative
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Was that wrong?


26 posted on 01/19/2023 8:21:22 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: lowbridge

“when HE...”

I’m old enough to remember ‘Weight in Proportion to Height”, and of course women-only, young women.

That’s why I fly on non-Western airlines whenever possible.


30 posted on 01/20/2023 1:18:49 AM PST by BobL
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