[Tell It Right]

When I saw the headline I was 100% certain it was from the Bee.

[Paladin2]

Aluminum Oxide is def racis’.

Using/owning bathroom fixtures is cultural appropriation.

[Magnum44]

This must be a practical joke.

[EEGator]

The world is only 16% white people.

[Paladin2]

“...and helped “[make] the world whiter.”...”

Is not being not white contributing to Climate Disaster?

[Steely Tom]

"Although Norway is not a conventional colonial power, this project will show how the country has played a globally leading role in establishing white as a superior color..."

What? ... What?

[joshua c]

yes it is

but it also helps with global warming

what a conundrum

[ryderann]

There’s a lot of snow in Norway. If white paint is racist, then snow is too. What about the clouds? Will white cornbread be outlawed?

[Savage Beast]

When you consider all the morons out there, the wonder is that the world’s not in worse trouble than it is.

[Hambone 1934]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

[Colo9250]

I knew it, first they come for my gas stove now they want my white toilet!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

This HAD to have been started on 4chan.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Unlike in many countries in the Americas and Asia, the roads in most European countries are striped entirely in white. So that means all these roads are now racist?

[kaktuskid]

What about Navajo White paint?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

So it’s White paint.

[I want the USA back]

Only humans can be racist. Inert objects cannot be racist.

What next? What will be branded racist next in their quest to totally destroy sanity and civilization?

[Chode]

and yet...

Ultra-White Paint May Someday Replace Air Conditioning

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/ultra-white-paint-may-someday-replace-air-conditioning-180977560/

[KarlInOhio]

The study cites that titanium dioxide is currently a part of everyday life, including in food, paper, tattoos, synthetic textiles, cosmetics and more in addition to altering the country's architectural aesthetic through a brighter, more opaque color, and research aims to dissect the historical development that "revolutionized the color-industry" with an "absolute white" color.

Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to titanating water, why, there are studies underway to titanate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when titanation first began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war White Supremacists conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way a hard-core Whitey works.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I remember my art teacher fifty years ago in Tulsa looking at an oil painting on display at the Tulsa County Library and exclaiming to her teacher husband,....”OH MY GOD! HE USED BLACK!”

I did not know black was “verboten” in art work till that moment.

[Tellurian]

Summer is racist, and obviously a manifestation of white supremacy. All those hours of white sunlight can only be explained by Summer's intense hatred for the black night.

Whites must atone for enjoying the racist summer by moving underground and embracing their inner Ork.