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Naked Florida Man Attacks Woman For Not Giving Him a Crack Pipe to Smoke Cocaine
News 18 Adware Farm ^ | October 21, 2022 | Buzz Staff

Posted on 01/06/2023 12:58:20 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A man in South Florida was arrested after he was accused of attacking a woman who did not provide him with a crack pipe. The man, who is identified to be Roberto Hercules, was arrested in Hialeah on Friday and is now facing three felony charges. According to a report by Local10, the accused man was ‘completely naked’ wearing only a cowboy hat when he attacked the woman at Northwest 72th Street and South River Drive in Medley. The Miami-Dade police reportedly claimed that the victim was riding her bicycle in the area when she came across Hercules.

He asked the woman if she had a crack pipe and the officers claimed that he attacked her soon after she declined to have a pipe. The victim jumped from her bicycle to run away from the attacker but Hercules reportedly chased after her and continued to strike her with a machete on his left arm and head. The accused ran off from the location of the crime. The woman suffered multiple injuries due to the violent altercation including a fractured skull, a broken arm, a laceration on her left arm, and bleeding in the small portion of her brain. She was in the intensive care unit at the time of filing the report in ‘stable condition’.

It was on Friday when the police tracked down Hercules, who was sleeping in a tent in the West 10th Court in Hialeah. Even during the time of his arrest, the accused was completely naked and the officers found two cowboy hats in his tent. Reportedly, when the officers arrived at the tent, the alleged man yelled he want to ‘get shot’ before complying with the investigation. The attacked woman was able to identify Hercules after she was shown a photo lineup. The process was done when she was still in the hospital bed.

According to the case registered against Hercules, he now faces three felony charges including attempted murder, aggravated battery with a weapon, and attempted armed robbery.


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KEYWORDS: aggravatedbattery; arrest; attemptedmurder; attemptedrobbery; crack; florida; floridaman; hialeah; injuries; machette
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

You sure he doesn’t play guitar and sing in Times Square?


21 posted on 01/06/2023 3:47:53 PM PST by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

(he attacked her soon after she declined to have a pipe)

Declined to have a pipe?

That’s a weird way to put it.


22 posted on 01/06/2023 3:54:21 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: V_TWIN

Was that at the buffet? I don’t remember that part.


23 posted on 01/06/2023 3:56:29 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
chased after her and continued to strike her with a machete on his left arm and head.

Wow.

So this chick transitioned from "she" to "he" in the blink of an eye.

24 posted on 01/06/2023 3:57:35 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: fidelis

Perfect


25 posted on 01/06/2023 4:02:00 PM PST by mykroar (what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how. - J0eStalin)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Naked Florida man who was originally from California.

The cereal state.

5.56mm


26 posted on 01/06/2023 4:05:34 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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To: humblegunner

Either that or he had one hooked to his head and left arm. Well edited article.


27 posted on 01/06/2023 4:07:17 PM PST by pas
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Another machette attack ?


28 posted on 01/06/2023 4:19:43 PM PST by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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To: csvset

See? If guns are outlawed we’ll all be perfectly safe!


29 posted on 01/06/2023 4:31:00 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: V_TWIN

Hahahahahaha


30 posted on 01/06/2023 4:31:06 PM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: House Atreides

Her, his, what is gender nowadays?


31 posted on 01/06/2023 5:15:29 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: MHGinTN

LOLOL!!


32 posted on 01/06/2023 7:38:04 PM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Naked Florida Man Attacks Woman For Not Giving Him a Crack Pipe to Smoke Cocaine

That was awful rude of her.

33 posted on 01/06/2023 7:39:10 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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