Old joke: A Polish soldier sees a Russian soldier and a German. Which one does he shoot first?
The German. Business before pleasure.
If these reports are true, and they could be, the Russians know that Poles own them a supersize shipment of payback. Makes for a good bogey man.
Two Polish guys went hiking in the woods in the Ukraine and got very lost.
“I think we’ve somehow wandered into Russia,” said the first.
“Why do you think that?”. asked the second.
“Well, someone just stole my watch.”
(Ancient joke from grandpa, old when he told it, better in Yiddish.)