Two Polish guys went hiking in the woods in the Ukraine and got very lost.
“I think we’ve somehow wandered into Russia,” said the first.
“Why do you think that?”. asked the second.
“Well, someone just stole my watch.”
(Ancient joke from grandpa, old when he told it, better in Yiddish.)
The EU saying : when shaking hands with a Ukrainian, be sure to check how many fingers he stole….Ukrainian corruption is well know in the EU and legendary.
איר קענען זאָגן אַז ווידער!