“so much alcohol in his system that he was four times the legal limit”
Doncha know, he was fighting that WuHu.
If you’re gonna do it, go all the way!
Florida Man in general deserves a .16 BAC before being considered impared. Florida Man at .08 is before his start the day coffee.
He was just getting warmed up.
My friend’s Dad was a cop. (retired)
A group of us, all Irish, used to get drunk and watch Tombstone.
It was interesting when we got too drunk, and games insued.
1. Seeing how long you could stand while being tased.
2. Who can blow the highest BAC.
My high was .38
So, sounds like the drunk was going almost 240 MPH, where the limit was only 60 MPH? That's actually kind of impressive! \sarc
;>)
He should get a medal for still being able to drive.
The worst I ever saw in AF JAG was a .349, by a SAC supervisor of flying no less. Obviously an alcoholic because he blew that at 1700 after working that job all day.
Poor bastard was probably reading Qtard material.
That’ll mess anyone up and I’m sorry for him.
Or maybe blogs. Could have even been Qtard blogs, which will cause insanity.
Ought to be a law. Dang Qtards and they little blogs.
He could probably have saved on gas money if he could figure out a way to breathe directly into the engine...
Get some fried eggs, bacon, grits and biscuits. With a few cups of black coffee.
You will get prompt service by the nice ladies who run to stand on the designated spot on the floor to shout your orders to the cooks just three feet away in some obscure Waffle House code.
You will get a nice greasy breakfast that will sober you up and reduce your BAC considerably.
Please take advantage of this, all you drunk, long-haired, beared men of Florida.
Why is it when a FLORIDA man is involved in bad behavior the media always mentions the state.
When a CA or NY or IL man is involved in bad behavior, we either never hear it or the state is seldom mentioned.