Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Title lightly edited to remove profanity, per JimRob. The instance in the excerpt provides definite #FloridaMan context, so hopefully, it will pass muster.
1 posted on 01/03/2023 12:13:15 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“so much alcohol in his system that he was four times the legal limit”

Doncha know, he was fighting that WuHu.
If you’re gonna do it, go all the way!


2 posted on 01/03/2023 12:15:24 PM PST by Macoozie (Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Florida Man in general deserves a .16 BAC before being considered impared. Florida Man at .08 is before his start the day coffee.


3 posted on 01/03/2023 12:17:24 PM PST by blackdog (The head, hands, and heart, serve even further than the purse. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

He was just getting warmed up.


4 posted on 01/03/2023 12:18:36 PM PST by rrrod (6)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

My friend’s Dad was a cop. (retired)
A group of us, all Irish, used to get drunk and watch Tombstone.
It was interesting when we got too drunk, and games insued.

1. Seeing how long you could stand while being tased.

2. Who can blow the highest BAC.

My high was .38


5 posted on 01/03/2023 12:19:00 PM PST by EEGator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida man accused of driving drunk nearly 4 times over legal limit

So, sounds like the drunk was going almost 240 MPH, where the limit was only 60 MPH? That's actually kind of impressive! \sarc

;>)

7 posted on 01/03/2023 12:22:02 PM PST by Who is John Galt? ("...mit Pulver und Blei, Die Gedanken sind frei!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

He should get a medal for still being able to drive.


11 posted on 01/03/2023 12:29:37 PM PST by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The worst I ever saw in AF JAG was a .349, by a SAC supervisor of flying no less. Obviously an alcoholic because he blew that at 1700 after working that job all day.


20 posted on 01/03/2023 12:53:54 PM PST by afsnco (18 of 20 in AF JAG)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Poor bastard was probably reading Qtard material.
That’ll mess anyone up and I’m sorry for him.

Or maybe blogs. Could have even been Qtard blogs, which will cause insanity.

Ought to be a law. Dang Qtards and they little blogs.


21 posted on 01/03/2023 12:54:23 PM PST by humblegunner
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

He could probably have saved on gas money if he could figure out a way to breathe directly into the engine...


23 posted on 01/03/2023 1:20:32 PM PST by Billthedrill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
My recommendation for Florida Drunk Man is to go to the Waffle House.

Get some fried eggs, bacon, grits and biscuits. With a few cups of black coffee.

You will get prompt service by the nice ladies who run to stand on the designated spot on the floor to shout your orders to the cooks just three feet away in some obscure Waffle House code.

You will get a nice greasy breakfast that will sober you up and reduce your BAC considerably.

Please take advantage of this, all you drunk, long-haired, beared men of Florida.

25 posted on 01/03/2023 1:25:47 PM PST by SamAdams76 (4,777,271 | Truth Social | 87,821,414 | Twitter | Trump Followers)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Why is it when a FLORIDA man is involved in bad behavior the media always mentions the state.

When a CA or NY or IL man is involved in bad behavior, we either never hear it or the state is seldom mentioned.


34 posted on 01/03/2023 2:19:16 PM PST by entropy12 (Food is most popular anxiety drug, exercise is the least popular.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson