Get some fried eggs, bacon, grits and biscuits. With a few cups of black coffee.
You will get prompt service by the nice ladies who run to stand on the designated spot on the floor to shout your orders to the cooks just three feet away in some obscure Waffle House code.
You will get a nice greasy breakfast that will sober you up and reduce your BAC considerably.
Please take advantage of this, all you drunk, long-haired, beared men of Florida.
That greasy food is better to prevent diabetes than avoiding the fat.