Thai Man Stops Car By Roadside To Pee, Drives Off Without Realising He Left His Wife Behind (Had to Walk 12.5 Miles)

MSNEWS ^ | 26 Dec 2022 | Rachel Fong

[nickcarraway]

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Apparently she is a good wife, and not a back seat driver. Otherwise, I’m sure he wouldn’t miss here. As it turns out though, he didn’t.

[bankwalker]

much cheaper than a gym membership ...

[Angelino97]

All the while, he was under the impression that his wife was soundly asleep in the backseat.

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

[rktman]

I forgot!

[marktwain]

It is a pretty good story. Not hard to believe.

He thought she was sleeping. She may have gotten out quietly and not said anything.

Some people are quiet by nature.

Not having his phone number is a little strange, but if she had it, this would never have made the news...

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

He got lost in the serenity of his drive.

[BipolarBob]

Oh, c’mon. Who hasn’t done this before? I’ve done this lots of times.

[Nervous Tick]

“Ahhhh... Sure is peaceful and quiet in here!” he said to himself, smiling...

[dfwgator]

And even being 12.5 miles away he could still hear her complain.

[sauropod]

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[DesertRhino]

Honestly, I think I would have noticed the silence, and that suddenly my driving was error free.

[Poison Pill]

I did that once on I 80 in Ohio about 2am. Took me about 10 minutes to notice.

[bunkerhill7]

If they had been riding an elephant as they should have been instead of a car, the elephant would have refused to budge til she returned from her jungle activities.

Elephants never forget.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I worked for a local chemical company a couple of decades ago.

There were lots of legends about the eccentric founder.

His wife liked him wearing a stovepipe had, so he had a special vehicle made with a bulge in the roof so he could wear it when being driven around. His wife refused to get into it, so it was never used.

One time he had his driver stop the car. The driver heard the door shut and headed home. When he got there, Mr. █████████ was nowhere to be found. He went back to the stopping point, and Mr. █████████ was there waiting for him. He got in the car and they went home. Not a word was ever spoken about the incident.

[CJ Wolf]

Lots of people these days don’t know actual phone numbers. It is just a contact in a phone. She might have left her phone in the car and not “known” the number.

[logi_cal869]

Chai Mun had asked him to head to a gas station instead, but she went into the jungle by the road to relieve herself when her husband did not respond.

and

All the while, he was under the impression that his wife was soundly asleep in the backseat.

"Smells" is an understatement, but alrighty then.

[SaveFerris]

ROTFLOL

I got out of the car once

And Ruth got out too

I didn’t see her get out

So.....I drove on........

..............

[big truck]

“Thai man forgot his wife after she went off to pee in jungle.”

Now she’s pissed off!

[Palio di Siena]

Cop: sir - your wife fell out of the car 3 blocks back
Driver: - thank you officer - I bought I went deaf